TRUMP: PEACE THROUGH WAR! | Armageddon Update
Trump thinks he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. Let’s just give him a fake one. Everything else of his is fake.
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@ArchAngelRalin
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
Thank you ❤😂🎉
@darrylcarnell9976
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
Hey Titus: I have to wear depends and I tell the truth, with?
And because I tell the truth I gotta say you do great work, but the depends thing always leaves me a bit pissed (figuratively and sometimes actually)
Stay dry, unless you're telling jokes, of coarse.
@ElfLady
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
"Burnt umber human Man-boob"!
Gold! 😂
@DennisConnor-mw9dy
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
The press doesn't have to do that he makes himself look bad enough
@marcyoungblood5925
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
💯 Unlike The Orange Menace and Pete Kegbreath, you have hit the target
@BrianKhorozian
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
They want live babies so they can become dead soldiers! Carlin was a genius. And his head would explode if he were still alive to see this hideous bullshit.
@PhillipKoliske
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
I keep seeing posts about "I voted for Trump, but I didn't vote for this" crap being posted. Yes, you DID vote for it. There's at least 40+ years worth of easily accessible information that could of told you that Donald Trump was a walking sh*tstain of a human being who, besides being a phenomenally bad businessman, has always only been interested in himself and what he can gain from a situation. You instead chose to believe influencers and the outright lies of biased individuals rather than do ANY research yourself. — I have ZERO pity for you.
@johnsteiner3417
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
*200 meters, but the facility was around 290 meters
@hpksstarlord6117
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
love this guy, hes so right an cracking me up with his news blog
@markkarasik2211
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
It TACO Trump! Sweet Potato Hitler! His mouth is open and sounds are coming out and those sounds are called LIES
@patriciamcfarland8733
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
Get this me out of this country!!! We Americans absolutely HATE dumpy!!!!!
@TerryQuesenberry-f3x
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
Sarcasm meaning you can't take me Seriously. So why are you President! You Rich Vengeful Cuck?
@steviegoodwin1145
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
Mr. Titus you may need to smoke some weed to get that blood pressure down
@NiamhCullen
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
And yet Congress has not approved it.
@Lucy-d7s
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
HUMPTY TRUMPY SAT ON A WALL. YOU KNOW THE REST OF IT. 😂🤣😅💜👍
@TheDenofGeek
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
Peace through war, to quote one comedian "it's like fucking for virginity"
@John-g6x1h
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
I'm betting Republicans will invent their own "peace prize" and award it to him, because unless the whole world has gone as insane as he is, ain't no way the Nobel committee is going to give him one.
@dianefriday6112
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
So, I just learned yesterday that President Zelenskyy was a COMEDIAN prior to his political and military service:
Per Wikipedia:
“Zelenskyy grew up as a native Russian speaker in Kryvyi Rih, a major city of Dnipropetrovsk Oblast in central Ukraine. He obtained a degree in law from the Kryvyi Rih Institute of Economics, but never practised law and pursued a career in comedy and entertainment. He co-created the production company Kvartal 95, which produced films, cartoons, and TV shows including the TV series Servant of the People, in which Zelenskyy played a fictional Ukrainian president. The series aired from 2015 to 2019 and was immensely popular. A political party with the same name as the TV show was created in March 2018 by employees of Kvartal 95.”
You said in 2018, I think, that you were going to run for President? Maybe it was the great idea we thought it was. Consider having a round table with Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Bill Burr, and Jimmy Kimmel? That’s a dream team if ever there were one, because every one of you are freaking brilliant!
@Marijuanifornia
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
The solution to fascism and climate change is shown in the 14-minute 1942 USDA video, Hemp for Victory, which is online at an official .gov link from the US National Archives.
@warshield924
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
I was with you right up until you gave Biden credit for Iran. Genocide Joe had 4 years to get back into the deal with Iran and build it up with the rest of the world but Netanyahu told him not to. The reason Trump didn't bomb Iran last time was because he had to get out of the deal first, Biden just left the door wide open for him to do this. Yet one more F' up from Biden.
@WinterSo1dier
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
I’m an atheist… having said that, the U.S. electing the anti-christ just might make me seek out a church 😒. Didn’t they make movies about this? Not the documentary Idiocracy, the one with the anti-christ, Omen or Damian Omen?
@MrMagnificents
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
So what happens to the price of oil if the oil fields are radioactive? Ever seen a bomb not make a giant cloud of whatever it blew up? Zero radiation in the air
@donnaseidel9108
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
Oh, it's a geology
problem. Ok.
Next topic is ________
@randypowell3374
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
Keep in mind, if Trump's lips are moving, he's lying. Every single time.
@RobertSweeney-fz1nb
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
Once again. Another awesome update!!!
@nevermanatbluesky
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
Every single morning, i wake up and stretch smiling, then I remember… Trump. Get him tf out of our lives please. He's the nightmare guest who will not leave. He's stealing all our stuff and claiming if it weren't for him, we wouldn't have it anyway. He's creeping all our female family members and calling Grub Snort for McDonalds on my dime. Gtfo Donald. No one likes you. No one wants you around. In fact everyone hates you. You are the worst, ever.
@LeoDomitrix
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
Speaking of people who don't know what the bleep they're doing….
@markfeland2285
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
1984, the GOP manual for governance
@Shazzamm1971
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
When any country bombs any other country’s nuclear facilities used to be considered nuclear dirty bomb terrorism. What changed?
Yeah no nuclear isotope clouds that used to be bad, before Fukushima.
@billypowell8082
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
You didn't say anything when Obama was bombing countries without consulting Congress. Stop being brainwashed by the Democrat controlled media.
@BiomaterialsUS
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
Jews did that
@mharriedjr
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
The pumpkin of PEACE!!!! I am in TEARS !!!!!!
@googleuser6875
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
Peace through war….the ULTIMATE "News speak" headline.
@leonfisher
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
Donnie will make a bigger and better peace prize to award to himself.
@Iffy350
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
Are dirty bombs still a thing?
@HTURT1
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
Is there peace? Is Iran or Israel firing at each other? No, so shut the hell up. Iran no longer has the ability to enrich uranium, and we didn't lose a single soldier. Oh yeah. Unlike Obama, he also didn't kill a single civilian. Too bad your Messiah can't say that. You're so desperate and can't win😂😂😂😂😂
@StephsScary
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 pm
There is nothing like a daily game of Russian Roulette with your coffee, as you look to see what has sweet potato hitler done now
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