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Trump Appointed a PENILE IMPLANT Expert to Lead The Charge on Hantavirus Response?!

Hysteria | May 19, 2026



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This post currently has 41 comments.

  1. @kisatchieJack

    May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm

    3:43 Trump misheaed the name of the illness, It's a what? Hentai-Virus? I know know just the guy for the job.

    Look, they don't care about womans health, BUT, they do care about gender affirming care , we can say that now, right? In this one very specific instance

  2. @PeterCraigMartin

    May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm

    Also, shame on you! Fie and shame! The Skipper and Gilligan — and let's not forget the Professor, even if the first version of the theme song did — did the very best they could to care for those poor, poor people on that ill-fated three-hour cruise! (That's right: I've studied the historical documents as carefully as the Thermians did, so don't cross me on this!😉)

  3. @EdwardHendren

    May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm

    Well, of course that young lady does not feel safer or healthier. We all know, through our Blessed Lord and Master, the Great Orange Mass, that she could only be happy at home, cooking and 7 months pregnant.
    On a more normal note, thank you both for the update of our new Fluffer in Chief.

  4. @PeterCraigMartin

    May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm

    To be fair, it's hard [rimshot!] to think of any catchy words that rhyme with hard-on or boner. Also, thinking back to how, um, effectively recent administrations protected us from SARS-CoV-2, how did you feel, medically, financially, and/​or socially in its aftermath? I'm thinking an erectile-dysfunction specialist is exactly what's needed to prepare us for what the management airborne Hantavirus has in store for our tender derrières. What's the unofficial CDC name for this public-health campaign? Operation BOHICA?

  5. @paulweston8408

    May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm

    I wonder which Republican recommended this doctor for the job? PLEASE let it have been either Senator Kennedy or Lindsay Graham!!!
    A lot of us really need a laugh right now. Please let there be a good story behind the hiring of "The Erection Connection" doctor!🙏
    Maybe we'll get extra lucky and Pete Hegseth recommended him.
    🙏🙏🙏

  6. @Tychoxi

    May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm

    Oh my goodness. Can't believe Trump would go with Brian Christine for this important hantavirus matter. 🤦

    I mean he had renowed penis enthusiast RFK right there!

  7. @patmooney9024

    May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm

    This channel is comedy😂😂😂 a virus again 😂😂😂😂 and they still think covid was real😂 and I believe a man in a dress was bidens chief medical officer. So these 2 idiots think a man in a dress is fit to give medical advice😂😂😂 comedy channel

  8. @Melrose51653

    May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm

    Just ahead of the upcoming election, people should not believe that interference or corrupt practices will get a slap on the wrist. There is a long followed principle that the judgment of a trial judge overseeing a proceeding and most familiar the evidence presented should not be denigrated in favor of unrelated consideration like politics

  9. @cabrown308

    May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm

    Does this mean we all get penile implants? But I don’t have a penis, will we all get one of those too?
    Will that make all women trans men and, if so, will they start listening to us?
    Why did he become a four star admiral? Why is he dressed like a cruise ship director and why isn’t every college student in the country in the streets fucking opposing this shit?
    Asking for a friend

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