Trump Appointed a PENILE IMPLANT Expert to Lead The Charge on Hantavirus Response?!
Suzanne Lambert joins Erin to chat about Trump’s new Hantavirus official and Colorado Gov Jared Polis commuting the sentence of election denier Tina Peters.
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@kisatchieJack
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
3:43 Trump misheaed the name of the illness, It's a what? Hentai-Virus? I know know just the guy for the job.
Look, they don't care about womans health, BUT, they do care about gender affirming care , we can say that now, right? In this one very specific instance
@PeterCraigMartin
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
Also, shame on you! Fie and shame! The Skipper and Gilligan — and let's not forget the Professor, even if the first version of the theme song did — did the very best they could to care for those poor, poor people on that ill-fated three-hour cruise! (That's right: I've studied the historical documents as carefully as the Thermians did, so don't cross me on this!😉)
@MedicinalLalochezia
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
She should at least have to serve the rest of her time in home confinement. It was good enough for Martha Stewart
@EdwardHendren
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
Well, of course that young lady does not feel safer or healthier. We all know, through our Blessed Lord and Master, the Great Orange Mass, that she could only be happy at home, cooking and 7 months pregnant.
On a more normal note, thank you both for the update of our new Fluffer in Chief.
@PeterCraigMartin
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
To be fair, it's hard [rimshot!] to think of any catchy words that rhyme with hard-on or boner. Also, thinking back to how, um, effectively recent administrations protected us from SARS-CoV-2, how did you feel, medically, financially, and/or socially in its aftermath? I'm thinking an erectile-dysfunction specialist is exactly what's needed to prepare us for what the management airborne Hantavirus has in store for our tender derrières. What's the unofficial CDC name for this public-health campaign? Operation BOHICA?
@AndreaHall-k8v
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
Ebola/Musk prevention.
@ostapnakoneczny834
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
She should have been sentenced to four years with NO PAROLE. ICE murders people with no consequence. She agould have been given a Medal of Honour. And a bullit.
@fauxjackhorseman5793
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
I'm ngl, I could be having long term ED problems and you still couldn't pay me to watch a podcast called "the erection connection" unironically
@dawnwassilus9059
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
And the second Peters walks out, 'a free woman', she should be met with villagers👿👿👿
@Jonathan-d8d7i
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
A penile implant guy just has to dress like someone from the cast of the Love Boat, it's totally on brand.
@cassievining340
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
I actually do want RFK to do it but ONLY if Kid Rock does, too. Because I’d love to see his scrawny legs struggle and shake and fail. 😂
@csquared973
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
U usually need to show remorse to get paroled or commuted
@yamadakenji4143
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
An expert for dicks is ideal to deal with Trump
@22vampyre
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
Being soft on Peters? Seriously? Fuck that! That mindset is how we got Trump 2.0.
@davidgerrard8661
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
He's been boning up on virus info too 😅
@raynrs1717
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
Cuz he knows her professionally…er…personally.
@warrenbennett1863
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
The blonde has a Kardashian accent.
@MichaelZappe
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
The logo should have been an obelisk!
@jaycastro8360
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
Heystria the greatest podcast on gods green earth! 🌍
@polemius01
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
I love it that Lefty women can call each other "cute," then proceed to slice-and-dice the insanity that is the US under T***p.
@paulweston8408
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
I wonder which Republican recommended this doctor for the job? PLEASE let it have been either Senator Kennedy or Lindsay Graham!!!
A lot of us really need a laugh right now. Please let there be a good story behind the hiring of "The Erection Connection" doctor!🙏
Maybe we'll get extra lucky and Pete Hegseth recommended him.
🙏🙏🙏
@justin5002
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
Is he the one that broke Elon’s dick?
@Tychoxi
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
Oh my goodness. Can't believe Trump would go with Brian Christine for this important hantavirus matter. 🤦
I mean he had renowed penis enthusiast RFK right there!
@maresnite
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
Oh hell….we're sofa king focked.
@The_Chibs
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
Pathetic, they kick you, you tickle them back
@patmooney9024
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
This channel is comedy😂😂😂 a virus again 😂😂😂😂 and they still think covid was real😂 and I believe a man in a dress was bidens chief medical officer. So these 2 idiots think a man in a dress is fit to give medical advice😂😂😂 comedy channel
@liamwhelehan2703
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
Well done ladies. I like these emergency response videos. makes more effective use of my time than the longer ones
@ameyer9366
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
I loved the judge in her case. His words might have been harsh but with her behavior it was well deserved
@Melrose51653
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
Just ahead of the upcoming election, people should not believe that interference or corrupt practices will get a slap on the wrist. There is a long followed principle that the judgment of a trial judge overseeing a proceeding and most familiar the evidence presented should not be denigrated in favor of unrelated consideration like politics
@kitkatufful
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
It's HARD for me to admit this, but I WOOD prefer a different Dr
@Melrose51653
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
Only the finest, mediocre people served up by MAGA meritocracy.
@Christa-z9q
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
Fantastic show ladies I needed the laugh 😂
@christostefan
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
White privilege is strong in this episode.
@Christa-z9q
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
Watching him read to us just like our fearful leader does brings calm 😬🤮
@brandywillis3998
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
Since Trump is old and will never get healthier, he wants to be sure we all get sick with him.
@brandywillis3998
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
kakistocracy in action
@cabrown308
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
Does this mean we all get penile implants? But I don’t have a penis, will we all get one of those too?
Will that make all women trans men and, if so, will they start listening to us?
Why did he become a four star admiral? Why is he dressed like a cruise ship director and why isn’t every college student in the country in the streets fucking opposing this shit?
Asking for a friend
@tryingmybest9819
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
Is it the same penis implant guy that botched Musk's?
@LWfanboy
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
Most of Donny's problems center on phallus related anxieties.
A dick doctor seemed like a good fit.
@brianregal9899
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
Erection Connection was chosen over 'Doc Cock'
@oaktownray510
May 19, 2026 at 6:17 pm
Is anyone else surprised that the penis expert isn’t rfk?