Top 10 Reasons Modern Movie Theaters Suck – Cinemassacre
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James returns to the Top 10 format for a deep dive into everything wrong with modern movie theaters: from $30 popcorn buckets and the IMAX scam, to Nicole Kidman’s spiritual AMC ad, recliner sear squeaks, the theater becoming everything but a theater, and the “concession voucher” workaround for streaming TV finales. A spiritual follow-up to Top 10 Reasons Blu-ray Sucks.
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@JamesNintendoNerd
June 1, 2026 at 11:50 pm
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@FirstNameLastName-fe2tu
June 1, 2026 at 11:50 pm
Man, what I would give to just go to the movies and just have a normal experience for a good price again.
@SteveNorwalt
June 1, 2026 at 11:50 pm
I quit going to theaters before COVID. Too fucking expensive. I don't do that $20-$30 in-theater rental bullshit either. I just wait until it's at an average rental/purchase price or it shows up on Disney+. Patience is a virtue.
@XxAizenxX187
June 1, 2026 at 11:50 pm
lol complaining about ads then putting a ad , i mean i get it , but irony?
@genericperson6474
June 1, 2026 at 11:50 pm
When I was watching Mandalorian & Grogu with my dad & his gf, they didn't even play any movie trailers. So I was still playing on my phone (Sonic CD, not relavent, but it's one of the few good movile games I think) not even realizing the movie started already. I partially blame the movie since it didn't even have a proper intro, but it was an odd experience.
@whotookmydice
June 1, 2026 at 11:50 pm
The price, the crappy food and the fact that the audience has been one entitled and rude. It’s should be a great experience for all, not just some. That’s what really sucks!!
@AfzalBruton
June 1, 2026 at 11:50 pm
Same here man. I miss the good old days when they are NO SMARTPHONES, TABLETS OR INTETMET and we can enjoy the movie in theaters without being spoiled or ruined by RUDE & OBNOXIOUS LOUD PEOPLE!!! Recently, whether you watching an action, horror, adventure or thriller, THEATER IS ALWAYS LOUD AS HELL THAT YOU CAN'T ENJOY THE DAMN MOVIE!!!
@farenhaid13421
June 1, 2026 at 11:50 pm
Ok, who needs a whole restaurant for a fucking movie? In my country (Argentina) is simple as shit, you buy the ticket before the movie starts, you get some popcorn or a soda… and you sit and watch the whole thing, there is no "In between pauses for snacks". What are people really that desperate for something to eat that they can't buy it BEFORE the movie starts? It just sounds overly complicated. Why do you need to pause in mid movie for something? sounds like there is a lack of attention spam with that system.
@lukesilletta9295
June 1, 2026 at 11:50 pm
10-15 years ago I was going to movies all the time. Now I go to 1 or 2 a year. The linchpin for me was when I tried to order a movie with the app and now they have an "online reservation fee". So you are charging me to make things easier for you? Get fucked.
@nanokitten101
June 1, 2026 at 11:50 pm
Yo James fun fact about those free style machines it's cokes way of getting new flavors
@lonestarstate6570
June 1, 2026 at 11:50 pm
I disagree 1000% with the reserve seating aspect. That is the best part about modern movie theaters by far. Do you remember having to show up before a big movie hours in advance to wait in line so you can get a good seat…? What a joke.
@CptFitzgerald
June 1, 2026 at 11:50 pm
Also- after the death of many chain artisan theaters that created the "dine in" experience that the corporate conglomerate theaters lifted off of their corpse, the thing that replaced the old school "dollar theaters" for late run post theaterical release movies with smaller screens and lower audio setups are still to this day alive in the replacement that are the art theaters and the indie alternative theaters. Drive in theaters are still alive and the best choice, because unlike everything else during the farce of the pandemic, the drive in was BOOMING. Great food for a fair price, local food trucks, you can smoke in your car and not bother anyone, and everything is 4K digital on the projection side with modern releases with digital audio over short range low band FM. You really can't beat it if there's a classic they're rescreening or a modern release you actually want to see at a drive in.
@deanstirling3775
June 1, 2026 at 11:50 pm
Our local theaters are amazing. Huge reclining seats with enough room for people to walk no matter how much it’s extended, seat warmers.
But AMC and Regal absolutely suck. The only ones that stay in business have to be at least 30 miles away.
@mathewkolakwsk
June 1, 2026 at 11:50 pm
I'm literally not going to the theater as often because (1) the standard theater picture sucks… the picture is dark because the bulbs probably need to be changed – and image quality can be fuzzy looking. It's like fast food where you get a squished sandwich that looks nothing like it should – and nobody seems to care. (2) the commercials suck worse than ever because they're bigger and louder in the theater. And the people yackin' on their phones aren't much better (3) the chairs suck – they can be broken and aren't even that comfortable (4) the movies themselves are derivative and often unoriginal. I don't often take a chance on a movie – because of the reasons I just said but also because the movies themselves seem to be less inspired.
I agree with James 100%: if the theater companies want to make more profit, heck even survive into the future, they need to laser focus on the basics. Offer only a few food options, and focus on the basics of the experience (picture, food quality, comfort) because what's going on these days just isn't working.
@matvarela
June 1, 2026 at 11:50 pm
12:30 my local canadian cinemas had that type of "movies through the ages" animation to introduce the company
@youtubesucks8340
June 1, 2026 at 11:50 pm
I’m disappointed you didn’t mention the loud chewers and mouth breathers
@Oof316
June 1, 2026 at 11:50 pm
Note, it’s not butter for your popcorn. It’s a “buttery” topping! 🙏
@leogodhands
June 1, 2026 at 11:50 pm
where is the old folk song and the Bull Shit man?
@ZiggyDoom
June 1, 2026 at 11:50 pm
I only go to movies during the low traffic days and definitely avoid premiere nights. People are rude.
@npcimknot958
June 1, 2026 at 11:50 pm
Tbf 4dx is super fun..dont make fun of it!
@saintsandsin3885
June 1, 2026 at 11:50 pm
Modern movie theaters suck because modern movies suck.