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Adult Swim | October 12, 2026



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This post currently has 33 comments.

  1. @only1aeon-nul

    October 12, 2026 at 1:26 am

    If this were a real fight, it would have been over the moment he slapped her… The second punch would have given her severe brain damage. There's no way she would be able to stand up after that. If she's still alive after that headbutting, it would be a miracle considering the man's size.
    Shows like this make women live in lala-land and not grasp the difference in violent capabilities of both genders.

  2. @BuriedCherryTea

    October 12, 2026 at 1:26 am

    PLEASE BRING BACK THE CREEPY STREAM! MY GIRLFRIEND AND I MET ON THERE 3 YEARS AGO AND WE HAVE BEEN HAPPILY TOGETHER SINCE. PLEASE BRING BACK THE CREEPY LIVE STREAM FOR HALLOWEEEEEEEN ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‘ป

  3. @ZeroToBrokeShow

    October 12, 2026 at 1:26 am

    the assassination was foiled by a bird that's literally illegal to eat. this is the most adult swim sentence i've ever typed. jiro clears the entire CIA with a chopstick and a health code violation

  4. @EROMJ

    October 12, 2026 at 1:26 am

    Ortolung is wildly illegal to prepare and consume. It's method of preparation is so objectively evil that willingly consuming it more or less means you deserve to be killed. The bit about hiding yourself from God's face is true btw, but it's not because of your gluttony, but rather the shame from committing such a vile act

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