This City Doesn’t Exist
Simulations have taken a shocking leap forward.
Join Paul Scheer and Rob Huebel on their journey into the 𝔞𝔩𝔤𝔬𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔥𝔪𝔦𝔠 𝔞𝔟𝔶𝔰𝔰™️
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-00:00 Cold Open
-00:27 Summer travel hack
https://www.instagram.com/p/DXMgVWZjCNK/
-05:22 The mystery of flight conspiracy theory
https://www.instagram.com/reels/DYRDCarzEKS/
-07:48 Rhino fight in Nepal
https://www.instagram.com/reels/DYVBgmzkeUv/
-10:34 Live Painting of Mark Zuckerberg’s yacht
https://www.instagram.com/reels/DY3gA8ktTwN/
-12:09 AD BREAK: Paul Hogan Foster’s commercials
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT40V_42GO0
-17:14 We finally got a Hawaii Chair
-23:43 Dark Web delivery

@bradcalder6941
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
16:05 tax evasion
@joeprusha8269
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
You brought your own coaster??? – Rob Heubel
@MrSuperJAD
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
That Dundee movie is currently free on YouTube and Tubi if anyone wants to subject themselves to it.
@TomBongJovi
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
I got dumped today
@McLaReN212
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
whys the audio quality so low
@111boxerthehorse
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
At 14:31 hogan drops an absolutely epic dick nickname.
@matchtrick
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
Hello, Australian here. No one in Australia drinks Fosters, it’s the beer we send you so so we can keep the good beer to ourselves. Okay fine, my uncle Gary drank it, but he’s dead, so
@kkollee
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
Am I fucking Insane?!? This a re-run….
@CryptoLosOne
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
13:27 As a kid in the 80s. I remember The Paul Hogan Show on channel 9 in Los Angeles. Reminded me of Benny Hill.
@douchopotamus3755
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
i dread the day i meet the man whose favorite restaurant is arby's
@Bucketofslaw
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
[Verse 1]
Pee pee the sailor had a traveling show with a dancing cow and a talking crow
They played for the town and off they go down the road
Years of traveling and drinking too had a heavy toll on pee pee the sailor and the dancing cow and the talking crow flew away
[Chorus]
Sleepy, Sleepy pee pee
He got some money and he went to town
He drank from a bottle and they blew him down
Now he sleeps in the gutter and he's all alone
Sleepy, sleepy pee pee
Somebody carry him home
Sleepy, Sleepy pee pee
Somebody carry him home
[Verse 2]
Pee pee the sailor had a rock n' roll band
Now he takes his lunch from a garbage can
He begs for money cause he's got no job or no friends
Lifе in the gutter was a terriblе plight for pee pee the sailor who had lost his fight
Now he's stinking in his trousers and it looks like the end
[Chorus]
Sleepy, Sleepy pee pee
He got some money and he went to town
He drank from a bottle and they blew him down
Now he sleeps in the gutter and he's all alone
Sleepy, sleepy pee pee
Somebody carry him home
Sleepy, Sleepy pee pee
He got some money and he went to town
He drank from a bottle and they blew him down
Now he sleeps in the gutter and he's all alone
Sleepy, sleepy pee pee
Somebody carry him home
Somebody carry him home
@plumperday
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
who needs a mechanical bull when you've got a Hawaii Chair? double the workout for less than half the price!
@Xads308
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
This show fucking rocks yall 😂 I gotta join the patreon soon
@attack0nmem0ry
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
Wes warned us this would be a Cleveland-heavy episode, and it didn't disappoint! Come see us in a couple years; We're disrupting an entire town to make way for a new stadium for a football team that doesn't deserve it! 😅
@ucannotbeserious
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
Paul, you’re running the wrong simulation or a beta version. Some of the best restaurants in Cleveland are Italian. There’s a MASSIVE Italian community in Cleveland.
@elalater
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
Molly, marry me!
@jpeg_latvia
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
Please please please do the Dundee cancellation movie on HDTGM
@theonlystevoguy1250
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
Throat Jammer really liked the chair games 😅
@j.g.dangerfield3999
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
MOLLY
@InsightSoundsystem
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
what happened to the audio on this ep? sounds fuzzy and blown out
@movieclubmovies
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
@8:52!
@karneykid
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
Can't wait to see Digg, I already know Robs going to be great.
@CaliKPC
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
"Did you ever get off a plane?"
"Yes"
This podcast is ahead of a time unheard of.
@FingerOfat
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
I saw a box of piss the other day. I have pics, if required.
@grant.bloomquist
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
Hilo Hawaii doesn’t exist until you come here or someone mentions it to you. It’s not fully integrated into the simulation it’s only available in the DLC downloads/updated versions .
@Eric-d9c3j
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
Can we do an entire hour on paul hogan please!
@Bkgiest
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
Did y'all peep Jacob Elordi in Paul Hogans movie?
@speelbergo
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
Why is the audio overmodulated?
@Obsolete.29
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
BUT, Do you respect wood?
@fetusfajita
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
Next time get the Burn After Reading chair
@raysravens52
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
I like that Youtube gave me a chance to skip ahead past the to-go piss container (I didn't)
@catha.j.stuart2200
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
It's true, Australia is desperate for comedy and talent 😅
@MontavillaBV
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
Obviously not any true Dark Web watchers. This is an old episode. Someone made a mistake.
@mangojimson6481
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
Thanks for alerting me to this new technology. Now I can finally bring my urines with me on vacation.
@fenrock_rb
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
I love this explanation of the simulation while flying. There aren't people living their own lives as the plane goes by. They are just pixels, waiting to be formed into NPC's as this guy gets within render distance 😂
@FrozenLemonn
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
Didn't realize Paul Hogan was on the Ernest p worl trajectory launching him into stardom you know what I mean Vern!
@andrewbranson8539
July 15, 2026 at 1:25 pm
Is this a re-upload or am I having the most detailed deja vu ever?