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Theo Von: Weiner Dogs Attack

Theo Von Clips | March 5, 2026

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  1. @tacti-cool4022

    March 5, 2026 at 6:02 pm

    Honestly 3 is a good unarmed answer. You could hopefully at least kick one out of commission before they bite your legs up, then you should be able to take out 1 or 2 more with hard hits & throws before your weakened from blood loss or debilitated from bites & tears. Pepper spray & a knife would change the game though.

  2. @dongeoworkman4019

    March 5, 2026 at 6:02 pm

    man there use to be these three weiner dog that stayed down the road and when i was first startinng to ride a bike these three motherfucker's would stay in a garage and the bottom was always cracked just enough for them to roam free and they would chase you biting at your ankles trying to get you off the bike i hate weiner dogs any small dogs really lol

  3. @dcross446

    March 5, 2026 at 6:02 pm

    My gma had a Weiner dog. She was a badass. Overweight with a red coat. She caught mice and birds and chased off a neighbors dog who must have been 75lbs. One early spring morning she climbed onto the above ground pool from the deck which had its winter cover still on it. She was basking in the sunshine and slide into the water on the top of the cover. She was so old she wasnt able to climb up and drown. I always thought grandma knew how to swim..

  4. @SlyCooper20

    March 5, 2026 at 6:02 pm

    I love how he never dismisses a crazy question. Like he just answers it truthfully and thoughtfully while other comics would just laugh it off

  5. @allanjim3

    March 5, 2026 at 6:02 pm

    1. I gotta Google this and Snopes it to verify. TRUE and here’s the link to; Pack of small flea-infested dogs mauls woman to death.

    https://nypost.com/2018/05/16/pack-of-wiener-dogs-mauls-woman-to-death/

    2. W-D’s or Wiener Dogs were bred to hunt badgers, so they are genetically predisposed to be aggressive. They do not take kindly to strangers and can be very nasty to visitors. Some W-D’s have been known to bite strangers as well as their owners. W-D’s may become instantaneously aggressive when spooked.

  6. @BB-ie2nh

    March 5, 2026 at 6:02 pm

    Everybody is freaking out about the Coronavirus, when there is bigger problems to worry about like this. Theo always talking the real stuff. Onward

  7. @6atlantis

    March 5, 2026 at 6:02 pm

    Maybe I’m a bit emotional now but we need appreciate Theo’s comedic style and personality. Most days I just think it’s funny but it’s so much more, it’s soothing, familiar and authentic. Tell people how you feel before one day you can’t.

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