The Weirdest Rules of Royal French Etiquette
Versailles etiquette was as complicated and ornate as the furniture and artwork filling the great chambers of the French royal palace. The smallest details of life at court, including personal hygiene, were dictated, regulated, and policed. But more often than not, court etiquette at Versailles was more bizarre than it was dignified.
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@nutfant
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
Gay
@magdaciwis5920
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
Charles II was not Louis XIV brother, or was it said on purpose that I didnât understandâŠ
@Nonmembersclub
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
The narrator ruined this for me.
@doughvahkin
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
2:44 imagine king life's like a RAT
@Njoofene
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
They were dirty and didn't wash. Human waste thrown on the streets etc. Filthy people!
@Andreamus
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
I cannot stop obsessing over the complete disconnect between grandeur and basic hygiene in places like Versailles.
How could a civilization capable of creating something so lavish, so architecturally intricate and aesthetically refined, simultaneously accept urine and fecesâliterally everywhereâas normal?
Yes, microbiology hadnât yet discovered the link between waste and disease, but come on⊠The smell alone. The texture. The instinctive human (and animal!) repulsion. Even dogs and cats bury their wasteânature clearly encoded this behavior to protect life. So how could people in powdered wigs and embroidered silks just urinate indoors, behind curtains, on stairwells, in the gardens? Why build a palace fit for gods and then live in it like animals?
Thereâs something surreal about the image of candlelit ballrooms filled with perfume and powdered faces while feces fester in corners just out of view. Itâs not just about missing scientific insightâitâs about denying the most obvious cues of the senses.
Beauty and rot, coexisting. Aesthetic ambition without basic decency.
The opulence becomes grotesque when you remember the smell.
@callmethecommentcountess9329
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
Interesting
@Drawmapper
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
Hello I'm your new subscriber đ
@melisaprietoaboitiz7184
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
Charles II was not King Louis brother but cousin his brother was Phillipe, plus the Princess H'arcourt suffered from incontinence due to a bad childbirthing experience hence lack of bladder control. Plus check your facts
@mrscarlier
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
Corsets are actually quite comfortable. The fancy dresses didnât stretch, so having a nice smooth shape under perfectly fitting dresses was very nice. Heavy Skirts tied around the waist and evenly rested on the corset waist. Donât knock corsets till you try one.
@janelleg597
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
THEY WERE. NOT. BROTHERS.
@kerlisurva5657
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
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@cheekloins4126
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
Huh, so the whole public urination thing actually IS a cultural thing. These folk have just been pissing whenever and wherever for a while.
@thorvaldur
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
plenty of errors or approximations…. your illustrations are completely deconnected…. supposed to be funny but just misleading…
@Anon_truth
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
I just watched this video on this topic, manners, honestly it blew my mind! https://youtu.be/OV5jTOw1Lag?si=m5nBQ7LHUFOn6oUN
@albertlugosi
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
This is a load of crap. Made up 'facts' to make fun of the French aristocracy. đ
@brianroberts3149
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
Louis XIV and King Charles II were cousins not brothers
@HolyWarrior1
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
Itâs almost like adoration at the mass for a king. Crazy
@stopthelies4249
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
Boring
@TobyOft
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
Thereâs a beautiful exhibition at the Met that focuses on Baroque French interior design. The parade bed, according to the identification card, existed for Nobles to meet newborns when the mother couldnât get out of bed.
Anonymous
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
Charles II isn't Louis XIV's brother !
@tommarinus9765
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
Is this the exemple for the convicted criminal who's living like a king in the USA? No, of course not, some education, intelligence en knowledge of history is needed for this.
@booliev3275
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
Louis Phillipe I, never lived at Versailles.
@booliev3275
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
Charles II was the brother in law of Louis XIV not his brother…
@DLB4th
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
Werenât they pooping all the place in Versailles?
@misssissivoss
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
In the case of Madame Francoise de Brancas. She had 9 children, maybe she wasn't able to hold Nr.1 and/or Nr.2
@Engelhafen
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
The nobles lived permanently at Versailles so they all ate there and slept there.
@Engelhafen
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
The Spanish court had even more intense etiquette
@Engelhafen
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
They didnât watch him sleep, they held court and dealt with affairs of the day
@Engelhafen
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
Versailles was nit a hunting lodge – the lodge was partly torn down and the palace was built around it
@chriskershaw7968
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
Charles II and Louis XIV were cousins, not brothers.
@foxspurplelolli4318
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
King Charles ll of England was not the brother of Louis XlV, they were cousins.
Louisâs brother was Philips l Duke of Orleans
@stacymar684
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
I have always found it hilarious that when Versailles was under construction, the King insisted that the kitchens be placed well away from the dining hall so the he did not have to smell the odor of the food as it was being prepared.
The result was that the walk from the kitchens to the dining hall was so long, that every dish was served cold by the time it arrived. What a dumb ass đ
@evej1209
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
Such a pity that this video couldâve been very interesting but they had to mix some stupid modern photos
@suzc265
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
Versailles not Versaille
@MonsieurChapeau
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
4:08 Louis the 14th made up all of these rituals to keep the nobles busy trying to keep up with him rather than plotting against him. Having them all at Versailles meant that he could monitor them on his terms and territory away from Paris. They were dependent on him and his favor entirely. He even had ALL letters going out of the palace secretly opened and read by an army of spies before they were sent out of the Palace. Lucy Worsley and Helen Castor do a great episode on this for the BBC (I watched it on YouTube).
@slicktheslickster
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
"…like a rat's ghost"??….Huh…wha?!!
@keiyangoshin3650
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
The word disgust is insufficient to describe my sentiment in discovering how those aristocrats behaved. I need a bath. đ
@wholeNwon
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
First, you misspelled VersailleS. Second, you can't possibly think that Louis XIV and Charles II were "brothers". But I might have misunderstood you.
@josselyneabati8073
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
ComplĂštement idiot et inexact!
Il faut revoir votre histoire de France cher ami , vous racontez ve que vous voulez ,les Français de l'epoque se lavaient ,il y avait des salles de bains a Versailles auant que d'appartements pour les nobles et bien sur ,ded lieux d'aisance a l'extĂ©rieur pour les visiteurs courtisans …les anglais et les amĂ©ricains n'ont pas inventĂ© la propretĂ© non plus ! Vous Ă©tiez encore dans des baraques sans aucun confort a cette pĂ©riode ! Tout cela est une invention pour nuire Ă l'histoire d'un pays qui lui a des racines ! đ
@elfeling7187
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
3'15: What on earth is Napoléon I doing amongst kings? He never was king!
As for Charles II of England, he most certainly was not Louis XIV's brother but his first cousin as Charles II's mother, Henriette-Marie de France, who was Louis XIV's aunt (sister of Louis XIII)…
@teresayates8274
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
So they were basically chimps with wigs crapping and urinating where ever they were standing.đ€Ł
@GrandDuchessKuromi
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
Unacceptable đ€Ș
@merikatools568
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 pm
Was she dropping dueces?
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