The War that Outlived Jesus | Tales From the Bottle
How long can a war last? Tales From the Bottle explores with one of the longest wars in history, beginning centuries before the birth of Jesus, and lasting til modern times.
“The Third Punic War (Latin: Tertium Bellum Punicum) (149–146 BC) was the third and last of the Punic Wars fought between the former Phoenician colony of Carthage and the Roman Republic. The Punic Wars were named because of the Roman name for Carthaginians: Punici, or Poenici.
This war was a much smaller engagement than the two previous Punic Wars and focused on Tunisia, mainly on the Siege of Carthage, which resulted in the complete destruction of the city, the annexation of all remaining Carthaginian territory by Rome, and the death or enslavement of the entire Carthaginian population. The Third Punic War ended Carthage’s independent existence, though the Punic language continued to be spoken in northern Africa until the 5th century AD.”
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March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
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@volactic5240
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
4:49 Praeterea ego censeo Carthaginem delendam esse.
@ray.shoesmith
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
🎼"Fuck this shit, I'm out"🎵
@christhefella
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
Carthage makes me think that I am of the opinion that Carthage should be destroyed.
@davidsp5936
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
Technically, Russia and Japan are still at war in WWII.
@antonioperez4675
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
I also am of the opinion that Carthage should be destroyed.
@MZWAtheMAN
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
Ras Kass "Nature Of The Threat"
Moreover I am of the opinion that Carthage must be destroyed.
@jeremiahvires7864
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
Outlasted Jesus? He is alive
CHRIST IS RISEN ☦️
@Naddarobo_For_Realsies
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
note for later date: end a speech with the phrase "Moreover, I am of the opinion that carthage should be destroyed"
@tuti5811
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
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@steady_lad
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
For the algo
@eastbow6053
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
0:39 cringe in greek 🥺😭
@amyhergest
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
Also Carthage: "Not now, Cato!" I wonder where Peter Sellers got his inspiration… x
@Jamie_van_Brewen
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
1:14 That goddamn M17 gas mask! OMG! I hated that thing SO MUCH!
It had 𝙩𝙬𝙤 filters—one on each side of your face—and they were in pouches behind that little black disk which is the air intake. When you put it on, you had to seal it by covering the air intake and breathing in, but there are two air intakes on opposite sides of your face, so you need both hands to do that. The filters are inserted via a slit opening 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚 of the mask! That means to change the filter𝙎 (𝙩𝙬𝙤 of them, remember) you have to take the mask off and dither around inside it while holding your breath and with your eyes closed!
@Jamie_van_Brewen
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
4:53 I don't understand Latin, but I know what that "Lorem ipsum" is. 😜
@billepperson2662
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
0:44 It wasn't a "technicality" to that isolated WW2 Japanese soldier who lived in the jungle for over 20 years, completely cut off from the rest of the world, genuinely believing the war was still raging, since he had no way of being notified it had ended… Pretty sure Qxir (& of course, many others) has a video on him & his story as well
@timsearle5837
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
What's up with the sound quality?
@LulzBrosephs
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
There is a HUGE difference between a bridge and a ladder that's laid over on its side.
@waterkaren3636
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
did you record this in a bunker
@ProfitsRs1
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
is your mic here bad or are the settings bad? asking with a view to starting a channel somday
@doktormcnasty
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
Literal LOL at the last sentence.
@Ploxtifs_OldAndDeadAccountXD
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
Apparently the Peloponnesian war between Athens and Sparta only ended in the 1990’s AD.
@NicolasChiribelo
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
Wachng ths fve years later, I oo am n war wh Logech lol
@Soundbrigade
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
Sweden was in war with San Marino since the 30 Year War until recently …. However this was a hoax unfortunately, but what a great story that could’ve been and what a great Quix .. Qrix … well what ever this channel is called could have made a great video with Swedish S-tanks and Gripen jet fighters being warded off my the San Marino guards with their swords and lances.
@tylerkinley268
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
Almost thought you said the great pubic war. I paused my multi-tasking, wanting to see where this was going. It was not what i expected, but still entertaining and informative as always.
@TheMattC9999
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
Anybody know what song that "fk that sh¡t I'm out" is from?
@iffracem
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
@1:29 That is so relatable (except it'sthespacebar in mycase)
@Tahkaullus01
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
Cato: Alright guys, great talk, good to see you all showed up, and Jonny! Congratulations on the kid! Also Carthage Must Be Destroyed.
@NicolasChiribelo
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
Since you're Irish, you could have ended with "Moreover, I'm of the opinion that London should be destroyed"
@NewWorldJacobite
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
7:22 i c wut u did thar 🤣
@DaLink25
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
Damn, the Romans were dicks. I’m glad their Empire fell.
@paurushbhatnagar8100
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
Carthage may have destroyed but story lives on
@sykoteddy
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
I understand your frustration with Logitech. It actually once were a great company, I'm talking about the time when they had 5 year guarantee on their products, now you are lucky if you get 2 years. I actually had my Dinovo model replaced back in the day and without sending the other back. It was oddly enough just the key with the 9, ) and ] on it (Swedish). Hence I gave it away to my sister that can only count to 8 and that isn't making smileys the old school way.
@christophersnedeker
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
Technically Jesus is still alive but anyway….
@VoidHalo
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
The Korean War is still technically going on. A peace treaty was never signed. Only an armistice agreement. So, the war never actually ended. It's basically been in an indefinite state of cease-fire.
@bl1754
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
Tunis better watch out
@ferretyluv
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
Logitech actually has really good customer support. If you tell them about your problem, they’ll likely just send you a whole new keyboard.
@13donstalos
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
4:55 I didn't take the time to translate the whole document, but the beginning says, "the internet itself is a pain" in Latin. I bet the whole thing is pretty funny.
@skunkfish02
March 15, 2026 at 6:45 pm
The Romans were horrible people, clearly Carthage didn't deserve this. Moreover, I am of the opinion that Carthage should be destroyed.
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