The violent history of fireworks

I’m 100% on your side tuck

“Was that fireworks or gunshots”

– A city resident

I love seeing the fireworks and bonfires every guy fawkes night, but it doese get annoying when your neighbour is setting fireworks for the whole week because they brought too many

Sorry daddy tugg i had to pull my investment times got hard😢😢😢😢

Incredibly sad fact: The reason most cultures have a demon that eats babies is because of how insanely high infant mortality used to be 😭

Sea World of San Diego does a firework show every night, no special occasion necessary. I used to live 7 miles from the beach and from my backyard we could see Sea Worlds fireworks every night

I'm an ex pyro fan but though it's been a few years I recommend Fantavision for the PS2. Very beautiful thing which was originally a tech demo for the console and they turned into a launch title to fill out the shelves.

If you take 100 sparklers and tape'em together really tight and they'll explode

Joke's on you, my grandma's already dead

Watching tugg in the middle of the night

I slugged it while watching fireworks last year.

You're just doing fireworks wrong if you can't have fun with them. I've done them my entire life and never had any issues. I've done many shows for my family and weddings. As long as you know what you're doing and plan ahead you'll be fine. Also please stop doing them inside neighborhoods people, that is very dumb and dangerous

Wow like Litte dog scared…. America is different we have dummy people yes but we do what is cool awesome things love exploding things!

I think they changed how they work but we used to take sparklers and duct tape them up with one sticking out and that explodeds like crazy… called them sparkler bombs, but like i said i think they changed them and they dont work anymore…

Hey I am a dude at a undisclosed fireworks company. Yes Americans are dumb and will do dumb stuff. Honestly some fireworks are safe to hold. That label is just there so we don't get sued when you shove it up your butt. My issue is you clearly don't know how to use a bottle rocket. Yes you can put them in a bottle (hence the name) however DO NOT HOLD THE BOTTLE. That's the point. The bottle is just there to hold it for you. You can be silly with some baby rockets if you like (don't) but all fireworks, minus sparklers, are intended to be lit and then you run

Who holds onto bottle rockets?!

Tugg is a funless gremlin confirmed

And since it's America's 250th anniversary, this year's 4th of July firework is just a big ass nuke. Prepare yourselves for a lot of explosions.

About badass job titles: “master-at-arms” is still a real title. It’s the one given for a master at fencing. Most fencing trainers and coaches have it.

where the fuck is the soviet union

I liked fireworks as a kid until I got a dog that was terrified of them. Since then, all of my dogs have hated fireworks and get so stressed when they hear them and so now fireworks just piss me off because I am just thinking about my animals and all the other wild and domesticated animals who are living in fear because some people wanted to set off fireworks. It especially pisses me off when people start doing loud fireworks before it is even dark out