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The Ultimate Pasta Tier List (ft. Matteo Lane)

Matteo Lane | May 5, 2026



Sat down and ranked every classic pasta dish because… why not?
Some are legendary, some are overrated, and some of you will absolutely disagree.

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Written by Matteo Lane

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  1. @LynxMajic

    May 5, 2026 at 4:31 am

    Se vuoi, la prossima volta puoi fare i malloreddus alla campidanese, le chitarrine o linguine allo scoglio, i paccheri, le tagliatelle al tartufo, il risotto alla milanese, la pasta all'assassina, i cappelletti, i pizzoccheri, i culurgiones sardi, i canederli, i passatelli in brodo o asciutti. Ciao Matteo!

  2. @missvee9024

    May 5, 2026 at 4:31 am

    Not Italian, but on the cold pasta topic, my family loves a Caprese salad with Farfalle Rigate. Great for a southern hemisphere Christmas salad as it has the white green and red- bocconcini, basil and tomatoes and bow tie pasta

  3. @PoseurGoth

    May 5, 2026 at 4:31 am

    Chicken Alfredo used to be my go to, but after learning how to make Roman style Alfredo, I don't have the taste for American Alfredo anymore. I'll get the occasional tv dinner, and there's one pizza restaurant that I'll get chicken Alfredo at, but now it just feels kind of bland.

  4. @reneeelias9514

    May 5, 2026 at 4:31 am

    Matteo i cannot believe it but saw all the Kathy Mitchell!! I really enjoy watching him talk and unexpectedly start speaking italian. Beautiful.

  5. @ladyasriel7874

    May 5, 2026 at 4:31 am

    The first time I had gnocchi was in Florence. I decided I was just going to ask the waiter what they would recommend (minus seafood options, not allergic, just not my thing) and they gave me gnocchi in this creamy cheese sauce. It was UNBELIEVABLE! That entire trip the food was amazing, I just trusted whatever they suggested and it was always superb lol

  6. @krististroschein2752

    May 5, 2026 at 4:31 am

    Zattarains (sp?) Blackened Chicken Alfredo is the bomb for a late night after drinks munchie. The big bag in the frozen food section. Tell Nick it's better than Olive Garden. 🤣

  7. @BubbleGumzKorner

    May 5, 2026 at 4:31 am

    Do American-Italian dishes. Dishes that SOUND Italian and have us all confused, but still taste good!

    Stromboli and Chicken Broccoli Alfredo are NOT Italian??😂

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