The Reddit Cumbox – Tales From the Internet

generational wealth

goddamn thats gross.

cant believe the cumbox man has more dedication than me

Holy fuck, I used to work as the fry boy at McDonald’s. The no salt people always pissed me off as sometimes they’d come during a rush so I’d be dropping multiple baskets then have to stop to make one specific basket that is no salt. I beg that if you don’t have a kidney problem or something with salt, just say cook to order. 0:36

How the f-ck is anyone capable of coming near that thing repeatedly?

Like, you have to jizz on it, so you have to get close to that moldy monstrosity. And then you have to ACTUALLY jizz. While looking at the possible zombie apocalipse starter

Awful video, cumbox is discussed on minute 7 and 20 out of 11 which is bullshit if you ask me

The fact that there's normal and relatively tame stories beforehand is probably why this video didn't get limited ads.

I was rather disturbed by the cum box story but then remembered… "Shit, I was doing something like that back in middle school." Had a nice wall behind the door of my room, whenever I did the deed, I would just wipe the substance on the wall, and wouldn't worry since the door usually covered it, you know, out of sight out of mind. I stopped closing the time of highschool and my family had some renovation for the house so now that wall is gone, and I sure am glad it did. 😂

I think the issue is not so much the story not meaning much to anybody but rather the OP finally opening up as sometimes things like the fake GF event even if it was in the 8th grade that can easily cause some trust issues as the person ages, it’s an unfortunate reality how 1 event cause a person to put up so many walls and even end up not trusting anyone’s word especially when that person claims they like the person who has walls put up, just like how in some cases a large part of people’s insecurities typically start in high school and progress from there, it could be that maybe OP is trying to connect with someone who’s went through something similar and is potentially trying to get pointers on how to move past it!

1 reason why i wtf part of the human kind

have you guys ever heard of cum boxer?

Why didn't he use a sock like most other guys!! Bahahaha 😂

Is that an el generico mask in your background? Where in the world did you find that.

Speaking of obscure things that you could be tricked by at a sensitive age, my own brain apparently tricked me. When I was seven, on April 1st 1994, I woke up realizing Kurt Cobain was going to die in less than a week and then it was going to be reported on the news in a week from that day. I didn't know exactly what was going to happen in a solid week from now, but I had a timeline in my mind about how Kurt Cobain is going to die in a few days and it's going to be less than a week, and then something else is going to happen having to do with it in an full week. Seven full days. I tried to tell people, and not a single one of them would listen. Eventually I got threatened by my parents to shut up or get beaten for it, so I shut up. On April 4th, 1994, I had an increase in concern, and then a sudden and intense sense of impending doom from which there is no going back, and tried to communicate this one more time, at which time I was threatened with physical abuse again. On April 8th, I was sitting in front of the TV because of an impulse that I got to do something with the TV. It may have been video games in a loose sense because that was a personal habit. Instead though, I turned on the tv, and then when it came time to turn on the Super Nintendo power button I didn't. Instead, I turned the power on TV up three channels to channel 8. I proceeded to wait, staring at the TV for no discernible reason other than an intuitive one I suppose. In less than 15 seconds, a news reporter was telling me that Kurt Cobain had died at his home in Washington, due to a combination of a drug overdose and a gunshot wound to the Head. I was completely right from the very beginning… I didn't know how to communicate this to adults because I was 7 years old and never had to talk about anything serious in my entire life. I didn't know how to word it. My dad would later talk to me about the importance of articulating my speech maybe about a month or two later, when I brought it back up. None of the adults in my life took accountability for the fact that they didn't listen to me. They were just crippled by their shame and never had a discussion about it or apologized. I have carried the weight of that with me throughout my lifetime. I knew within less than 5 minutes of waking up on that morning in April that I was solely charged by God with the ability to save the life of a famous man, and I carry the weight of his death to this day because I failed at my heroic mission. I recently visited the woods behind the trailer in Milan, Illinois where I lived at the time, as well as my maternal grandparents house that is a close walk from there, and the fishing spot where my dad would take me and my brother. It was less than a year after Kurt's death that a combination of very shitty things happened in my life and it started falling apart repeatedly after that. My dad had to go to prison, and then my mom divorced him and got with a man who had a scheme to start a pallet business which later succeeded. They later got married after she succeeded at divorcing my father. After she left my dad and we moved in with that guy, I completely forgot about the Kurt Cobain incident for many years of my life, until very infrequently, little spurts of the memory would pop out of my mouth in front of people – like when I was 12 years old in elementary school. It seemed to have no real effect to tell people this, so I repressed it again after trying. Finally, when I was 28 years old, and realize that Kurt had a daughter, I remembered what I had done and forgotten about repeatedly, only this time I remembered it permanently. It never left my mind from that time. I understand now that I allowed Kurt Cobain to die when I could have saved his life. I may have been the only person who could have saved his life. I don't know what his relationship to me is in terms of reincarnation or past lives. I do know that attempting to contact his daughter to talk about this and apologize was a terrible idea, as she seems to have been conditioned by Hollywood to be the type of person you would expect her to have become, much to my disappointment. As of a few months ago, I realized that she has now had a child with Tony Hawk's son. So now Kurt has a grandchild. She may end up having more kids. I'm not really worried about whether she does, because I wasn't so sure she would ever have a child at all, based on her personality – which in many ways matches mine. I am an introvert. Hopefully she has three. I can rest and be at ease now in a sense, because his line has passed on and so he is not truly dead. I don't know if this will mean anything to anybody, but it has been an intense Journey for me personally. Feel free to inquire, as I would be happy to fill you in. It's relieving to talk about it to people who care to listen.

2025 wants to know how the box is doing…

What’s the song that plays on 1:29?

9:24 he would COME with a final update

Jokes aside, that cumbox guy is a scumbag. How could you do something like that to grieving parents and feel good about yourself? He's not playing when he says he's a disturbed individual, I don't want my non-existent kids anywhere near that fucker… He's fucked in the head…

This is disgusting in a fun way

"he would come with a final update"
Nice.