The Priest and the Pickle
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This week I wanted to share some stories.
One is about when I was in high school and a conversation I had that changed my life and how I think about the afterlife.
The other is a story about a gas station I went to and how maybe gas stations should only sell gas
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Recorded at at New York Comedy Club in Stamford, CT
Directed by Eric Shepard
@JoshJohnsonComedy
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 pm
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@charliek2557
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 pm
Catholic here: I’m sorry that you were scandalized by what the priest said about not knowing God exists. What a terrible witness to the faith of Jesus Christ and His Church. Things like that can do unbelievable damage to our own faith. What a confusing thing.
@PaxtonRavenscroft
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 pm
OMG, the pickles!!! I roared with laughter! And only partly because I went into a mom & pop convenience store earlier this year, and found the owner had opened large bags of Cheezies (Canadian snack), which each contain a smaller bag, and priced each of the smaller bags separately!! I bet the large bag was worth $5,000! HAHAHAHA!!!
@rainbowspirit1230
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 pm
Why wild anyone believe God is a man🤔😶🌫️🙊
@ObsoletePencil
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 pm
I can remember <$1/gal. gas. All I've ever seen it do is go up. Y'all sound ridiculous when you talk about it going down.
@rick3ry
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 pm
That's not a cracker; it's an ominous nabisco
@zoe9190
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 pm
Ive rewatched this quite a few times, its one of my favourite segments
@Flamerider68
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 pm
Here in Ky,we have loose pickles(sealed in plastic and juice) that comes with a family, Momma Pickle, Poppa Pickle and Baby Dill Pickle. 😂😂
@NixDuto
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 pm
If I had a nickel for every time Josh broke a priest
@Kazihirom
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 pm
They sell individual pickles at gas stations in Kentucky, but they’re usually wrapped in plastic
@maryjanehenry8414
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 pm
😂😂😂😂😂
@juud12876
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 pm
5:50 – my algorithm did me dirty, recommending this in December of 2025 when gas prices have most definitely not been going down 😂
@undergithen3420
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 pm
7:30 In Germany there's always been flowers in gas stations
@blanchedublah8607
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 pm
Wait. The priest CHEWED tbe body of Christ? I sure would have liked to be allowed. Way better than having it stuck to the roof of your mouth every day before class.
@sutlive22
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 pm
This is so good. Watched and listened several times and it is still hilarious.
@lindathalman3506
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 pm
Josh just has me spitting out my "tea" every other second. He can take a moment in time he has lived or imagined, spin the tale, make those pauses and smiles, make some moves, use the microphone and head to the punch line you just might not be expecting. Weaving in and out of stories told before and telling truths. Wow. Award winning every single clip/show I've watched. Pure gold Josh Johnson. Pure gold.
@KingdomKali
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 pm
"You can tell this person everything, they'll tell you what to do, and you just not." Sounds like Therapy but it's free lol
@megs4193
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 pm
Stop bragging about getting older and only looking 20 😄😄😃 your awesome ❤❤❤.
@DrewChodnicki
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 pm
“He’s stealing but it’s not a priced amount”…. Charge him for the cost of the container he is stealing. He is costing the gas station a jar of pickles even if he’s not eating the pickles he’s destroying the contents and walking out with the container. Charge him $5,000 for the jar
@jamesdaviddupre99
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 pm
The crowd there must drink a lot; they laugh at every line, funny or not. It almost seems like a laugh track. Josh IS funny though.
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