The guy who opens jars for the first female president
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Actors: Julie Nolke & Carson Gale (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm5727045/)
Writer: Scott Roberts
Camera: Sam Larson
Editor: Alec McKay
@julienolke
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
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@michaelsmith2785
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
Um, what male President ever has to open his own jars…?
@daddydoodle
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
So.. umm.. How do I apply for Jamie's position for Julie? (:
@falleithani5411
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
I'm so glad I know the knife trick for opening jars. Yeah, for a few seconds it sounds like I'm installing a new wall, but it gets any jar open with ease and comfort, even when my tiny noodle arms are already exhausted and sad.
@bretthoffman2128
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
Julie is wonderful as President
Thanks Julie
@szahmad2416
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
Jamie was just realizing his place in the cosmos in the middle of describing a katana.
@AbbasIdris
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
That's our future Prime Minister Melanie Joly visiting the first female President of the United States 😅
@neelakiller
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
Possiby your best work, madam. Well done.
@Charlee1224
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
1:02 – Nucleur Superpower negotiations in bare feet Julie ?? Love the skit BTW
@1369jsj
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
Great vid
@lukek1949
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
“It’s what you call empty net shot!”
@catkook543
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
4:08
also kinda funny that the western end of Canada is putting serious thought into succeeding from Canada
@leafybotanist8985
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
I'm fine with a woman being president. But the POTUS should at least wear some goddamn shoes during negotiations.
@youngRisotto
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
Everything reminds me of her
@ajc1482
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
Now if you Gender flipped this video there'd be an out cry but it's ok if you're only stereotyping men
@campbat5712
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
unrealistic, world leader isn't 103 years old
@Jared.StClair
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
Hilarious. One of your best for sure! Jamie was great! “Don’t act like we are friends!” 😂
@Alleviatealienation
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
Jamie getting into his personal obsession of the Samurai tradition of feudal Japan was a nice touch. Good to see he can express himself a bit in his fulfilling job.
@FruitLoops_
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
He just the First Sir
@superbtrilogy5049
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
Y'know Jamie might have had some great negotation attempt if he didn't get sprayed by the water bottle.
@realwulfe
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
And he’ll get paid $150,000 per year.
@Saiko7Sven
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
She shouldn't be showing her feet on the internet. Internet weird, man.
@NebjosaMeier
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
I'll do that. That is one job that will never be dodged.
@DavidxPierce
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
Came back because I forgot to like.
Good show.
@DavidxPierce
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
Is this a comic script written by a female that's funny or is this a dudes work?
The best comics can find humor in their own (minor) flaws.
@SamBrockmann
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
Both these women are clearly on their periods.
@Secret_Takodachi
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
Canada's independent? Has Quebec approved this assertion? I know y'all love to bend over for "French-Canadian Daddy" 😂
(Apologies to my American brothers/sisters, I've gained a level of understanding around Canadian politics that makes me a njghtmare to respectful, polite Canadians)
@Secret_Takodachi
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
2:59 RESPECT JAMIE'S CULTURAL APPRECIATION! 😂❤ A major part of white boy culture involves a deeply respecting & appreciating Japanese Samurai + Bushido culture! How dare you make light of the white man's deeply spiritual cultural traditions!
While you all were getting degrees or getting laid:
White boys were studying the ones who studied the blade 🤣
@Secret_Takodachi
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
You need to clap your hands & call out "Jar boy!"
That's how a real lady president asserts dominance 😂🫶
@Mori-man
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
Hilarious idea that she is somehow physically worse than the current 90 year olds who become president and the president wouldn't be able to get a hire without having sex with them and any of the things talked about in this video would be helpful to lead a nation.
@daniellyons6269
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
Not at the big girl table. 🤣
@daniellyons6269
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
Let's be honest. Any male president isn't opening any jars. They have an entire staff of chefs.
@nicolasmendoza6183
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
Fantastic skit. Well written and well executed!
@nicolasmendoza6183
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
I loved this video 😂
Also, possibly the best ad placement I've ever seen I actually enjoyed it!
@snickerdoodle1
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
The ultimate female accessory: Men
@stevena8326
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
Put your own toilet seat down
@Georg3e
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
Poor spider 😢
@changer_of_ways_999
April 15, 2026 at 5:45 pm
Forgot the most important part, he's needed so she'd be taken seriously.