The First Guy To Ever Swear
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@RyanGeorge
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
Due to overwhelming demand (12 comments) I've put the uncensored version up for free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/first-guy-to-153849709
@MazerRackhamX
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
top tier comedy
@Ademtheidiot
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
Who else fell for the âyouâre adoptedâ message from mom đ
@MapGuy-p5s
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
1:27 Gorp? That's not a bad word? That means Good Ol' Raisins and Peanuts
@SlenteNorth
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
Scotland lore
@unsecurefeed
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
Humans create rules,
then feel relief when breaking them.
@Gmkkennel
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
Donât say that thatâs a very bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad word bad bad bad word
@uncleryan3393
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
I'm fairly certain they were originally called curse words…
@xx_dark.soul.emo.girl_xx
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
F**K (faints from tetanus)
@whattheflock1373
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
Bro…. this might be your best one yet! đ
@TheGirlSeraphinaWhoMakesVideos
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
9:00
@namratak9232
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
Oh I heard it as "resting snails" first đ
@haganstim9635
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
Memo zoo zoo
@Jacobsworld-z2f
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
New swear word ideas I have
Vark-similar to Fuck or Jerk
Grobble-basically a command similar to suck
Skrit-a term like shit
@Deonte-eg1wr
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
Good question do you know how sim peak?
@Sur3alsmp_official
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
The n word was back in 1560
@JANT19294b
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
First guy to do a backflip, snap the bad guy's neck, and save the day?
@Riwillion
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
What the glorp.
@Hawk_Troll
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
Who knew bleeping noises were so offensive? Wow!
@uninspiredgaming9963
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
We can surmise that none of these characters are previously acquainted, as The First Guy To Ever Make a Friend was already dropping an f-bomb.
@KaijinGarou
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
"I don't want to move on to genitals with you". Fair enough.
@tharinduxindunilx4806
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
By the Way This Video Have Dub Audio in Multiple Languages đđŽ
#No Idea If They Are AI or Not AI
@tharinduxindunilx4806
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
Now This Words Isn't "Frowns Upon" đđđ
@CubReporterK
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
You need a hard consonant at the end or it doesn't work. That's why "weiner" has never been a curse word even though it clearly should be.
@falcore91
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
Oh find me in the alps!
@elcheetah_music
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
Trump found this video in 2026
@Jimmawww
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
Wittgenstein talks of this
@pixiethebug
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
Son of a Glorp đ
@Pepescoots678
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
Dayum
@darthjarjar6895
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
The real Ryan George would never say something so vile! I know it is really the evil Gyan Reorge!
@JCB-y6q
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
Bro speaking Morse code
@handle-y-g2v
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
It's pretty funny
@spoot448
April 15, 2026 at 7:56 pm
My friend in middle school always said crud monkey. That was her curse word.