The First Guy To Ever Ride A Horse

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Hey Ryan George of the thing I am currently watching. That horse seemed to be really well trained for the camera. Who did you hire as the handler and would you recommend their services?

"Yeah, 'giddyup' does NOT sound cool, and I'm gonna stop saying it."
"I think you should stop saying it."
"Yeah, clicking my tongue twice instead should work fine."

I love it!

2:26 ZACH STAR REFERENCE

Why ride a beast that doesnt understand you when you can ride a woman instead.

Make ponygirl riding (ESPECIALLY ON ALL FOURS) relevant!

"I'm not gonna think about that one too hard" should be a T-Shirt. Story of my life for the past 20 years… I'm a frequent buyer of that model.

Killed me with the layering skins comment 😂 I’ve got a sheep skin cover on top of my (cow skin) saddle, then a sheep skin covered gel pad between the saddle and the horse. So 2 sheep, a cow and a horse.. literally taking the whole farm along for the ride

oh my

when that guy got tackled by the lion i died🪦🪦🪦

the “oh no!”🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦

Boss Ryan: "Who would possibly be interested in that?"
Horseback Ryan: "Probably rich people and little girls with intricately braided hair and a beautiful long-haired naked lady maybe."
Boss Ryan: "All right, really specific answer you pulled out there. Wait, what?"
Horseback Ryan: "Yeah. Rich people and little-"
Boss Ryan: "No, I mean about the naked lady there."
Horseback Ryan: "Yeah. A beautiful naked lady can ride a horse, I'm thinking and her hair that's really long…did I mention that she has really long hair?"
Boss Ryan: "Yeah, you kinda did."
Horseback Ryan: "So, yeah, the naked lady's long hair can cover up her naked parts. Her naked, private parts on her body. The parts that we're not allowed to see."
Boss Ryan: "Yeah, her naked private parts."
Horseback Ryan: "The parts only her doctor are allowed to see."
Boss Ryan: "Yeah, I know what parts you are talking about."
Horseback Ryan: "Yeah, those parts."
Boss Ryan: 😐
Horseback Ryan: "Yeah, so her long hair will be covering up her naked, private parts…"
Boss Ryan: "Her private, naked parts. Yeah."
Horseback Ryan: "Yeah. They'll be covered up like she's wearing scantily-clad clothes. And then we can make a chocolate and name it after her."
Boss Ryan: "What? Why?"
Horseback Ryan: "Because I want to eat a chocolate named after a naked woman I decided."
Boss Ryan: 🤨"You're a strange fellow."
Pervy Ryan: "Yeeaah!"
Boss Ryan: "How'd HE get in here?"

"This isn't my first rodeo", as in, he never had the experience of doing his first rodeo. I'm gonna use that.

Next time see someone riding a horse I am going to tell them " Hi there Hello. Using horse as a chair is not a thing I decided"

Hahah, oh man, that last line felt especially clever and got me good.

That Lion was better than the entirety of The Lion King remake

0:29 😂😂😂

“I don’t make the rules… well I made that one.” 😂😂

I have not watched this video yet and normally I would prohibit myself from leaving a comment for that reason. However, I must let my assumption be known. This video is to the “The First Guy To…” series what the Back to the Future video was to Pitch Meeting. In this video Mr. George will reveal that he makes videos like this in honor of the example of a horse and its rider that G. K. Chesterton gives at the beginning of The Everlasting Man, where he hopes to help the reader gain the capacity to view every day wonders with fresh eyes. That example always stuck out to me (because it is so close to the start and it took me so many attempts to get through that book, so I read it multiple times) I am glad that I and Mr. George share this in common. Now I will watch this video to confirm my suspicions and never return to this comment.

the first rodeo joke is one of my favourite of yours. you say it with such conviction.

I'll just add: You don't stay rich if you own multiple horses and you wont become rich if you own multiple horses…lol.

@RyanGeorge you should make a video of the first guy to make a dial clock and decided to divide the hours and minutes up by 12, 24, 5, 60, etc.

Camels and Bulls next.

That's obviously a show horse of the finest pedigree. Those things can cost over a million dollars!! Ryan is really doing well for himself.

Every time I see the thumbnail I can’t not see and think “Why is that yelling guy pegging the dude in the horse mask?”

I accidentally forgot to like the vid last time I watched it. Forgive me😢