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The First Guy To Ever Jog

Ryan George | January 24, 2026

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@21mushroomcupcakes33

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

"It's truly the worst!"
@No_True_Scotsman

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

Sorry Ryan, this isn't first guy to ever jog, this is "first guy to ever turn 35". Me and you are the same age so I get to say this.
@sabinegierth-waniczek4872

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

If only I could give this a "like" for every time I re-watched and showed this to other people, there would be a LOOOOOOT more "likes" around already! Ouch, ouch, my disembodied shins hurt!!!
@skyex5047

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

Ryan, I want that shirt. I want it. I didn't find it in the store but I want it anyway, I decided. So I'd like to propo..well, that's what I want. So give it. Give it to me. I want it. I am a random account on youtube. You can trust me. You can trust me.
@PhilMoskowitz

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

Don't forget bundling up and running on ice in the winter.
@michaeldover

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

November 30, 2013 is the day that I retired from the Army.
Since December 1, 2013 I've emulated Forrest Gump….
"And just like that, my running days was over."
@anastasiao4036

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

"I'm in pain, there's gotta be a reward for that!"

I say, mentally in pain from depression and anxiety.
@themr_wilson

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

And then there's stretching; a different kind of pain to stave off a lot of other pains. Loose muscles relaxes joints, so they're not grinding on one another from the tight ropes of tissue that are wound too tight.
@ERROR-uk9uc

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

The stabbing pain means that people were able to drive cars and build civilizations before they figured out to jog
@ERROR-uk9uc

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

The stabbing pain means that people were able to drive cars and build civilizations before they figured out to jog
@Dr.R..M.D.Ph.D

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

“Shin-splint” what?!? 😂
@TomsBackyardWorkshop

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

As a former runner I can tell you the pains do go away but then the come back but they go away.
@AriesDZ

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

“I'm pretty sure I'm doing serious damage to my shins and hips, but you know what they say?”
“‘Ouch, ouch, my shins hurt?’”
“No that’s what I say. What they say is ‘No pain, no gain!’”
@kura4674

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

I bet the first guy to ever jog was being chased!
@TheurelErnesto

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

oj
@LDsunflower

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

😂😂😂
@mikeblalock4116

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

1:30 you got me at fire lung
@sevendax5745

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

"Everything stops hurting eventually, right?"

Not if you have chronic pain! 😅
@cottonO3

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

Jogging was invented when the first animal on earth moved quickly but didn't sprint. There's no invention or epiphany moment to it except for those who are late to the party or the people who decided the word. "Jogging"
"Sorry what did you say??"
"Idk sounds good though right? That's what I call it when I'm not walking but not quite running"
"Hmmm lemme try.. ""Joorgging"" ..There! Say it like that?!! :D"
@yaboigiggity

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

Work good, you make happy! Tanks!
@timbobtheawesome6331

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

"What's that?"
"A little touch of the ol' FIRE LUNG"
@kadenpopp16

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

Even faster is the first guy to ever ride a horse.
@av36mo

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

"That makes senses". 😂 I'm adding that to my vocabulary.
@SteveFreeman-v4d

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

1 of my favorites so far
@liora-osnatmoshonov6201

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

Hall.o
@AflacMan13

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

Bounce into the steps. It hurts less.
@Kojak0

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

As one of the fitness guys siad about jogging: its the redheaded stepchild between walking and actual running – either are better for condition or calorie burning…
@lison_erdlt4602

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

2:04 Bro jogged for a second and gave up
@fredsmith9714

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

Cross country and other distance runners actually frequently suffer a form of iron deficiency because of slapping their feet into the ground. Blood cells burst every step. However, its hidden iron called ferritin which is the iron that specifically helps your muscles breathe. A normal person should be between 40-80 on the doctor scale, but i was a 7. Even tnough my hemoglobin was dead center. Iron supplements and just 2 weeks later i was running 5k's a full 2 minutes faster.
@t3hLord

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

I was completely convinced Ryan George takes entheogenic drugs for His Pineal Gland based on left eye movements, I decided
@t3hLord

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

I jog in First-Person Shooter games when I lag, usually via badly implemented WiFi and/or 1990's epoch dial-up modem internet connections
@RaphaelChan888

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

It's like running, but slower
@PatrickCraig-lh5is

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

Oh, Ryan Johnson, you silly with the sweat and the fake mustache and stuff. Please stop messing up Star Trek. Thank you.
@jcortese3300

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

I tried jogging. I wanted there to be something athletic I was even vaguely competent at, but slamming myself into the ground twice per second was not going to be that thing.
@MisterCubing

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

As a cross country runner, it is true that your muscles scream at you to stop, especially your calfs on hills
@ReleaseMyKrakken

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

How true that is… 4 calories
@Mathuaerknedam

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

Have you been reading Brendan Leonard? He wrote "I Hate Running and You Can Too: How to Get Started, Keep Going, and Make Sense of an Irrational Passion".
@glennantoniomartin

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

Can you do first people to make a country?
@poupiw

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

It is time to make the first guy to ever make maple syrup? Isn't it?
@APerson-ni1gb

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

I guess that makes census😂
@literaryechoes

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

Do the first guy to ever organize a World Cup, with their country's flags as t-shirts, etc…
@1dering1

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

No pain no gain, baby!
@BlitzenSpeaks

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

When I was a kid, we were very poor. We couldn't afford the expensive extras (shorts, headbands, etc.). We weren't even sure what jogging was!

Honestly, the only thing that came close was running from the neighbors's dog; demon! You'd run to if you ever saw that hell hound!!!😮👺🐕‍🦺
@Random_Pilgrim

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

Fire Lung is definitely real when you are running in the winter.
@jamesalexander5235

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

I have a bit I wrote once on the first guy to ever be convinced to eat mushrooms out of a cow pie…. Indians suing unlikelihood that he could convince someone else to try it.
@Vi_Vi_1

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

I've been listening to scary stories lately but then I switch to these when I'm getting ready to go to bed so I can shake off the spookies 😂 thank you for helping me laugh so I can sleep peacefully, Ryan!
@richardthemagician8991

January 24, 2026 at 7:52 pm

That's why you should lift instead. Just lift heavy things. Lifting heavy things over and over. That's that way!😅