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the poopie show | September 30, 2025

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  1. @phillyups3023

    September 30, 2025 at 6:19 am

    Hey, why are you describe my relationship with my car I know how that thing works and I fix it on a primal level. Am I in the car? It doesn’t have cruise control so there’s nothing to stop it from slowing down or crashed me into a ditch. Am I a car or I a person where’s my car a person and without further modification to make it a manual I will never be in control of it. All I will know is that it does what it does so it is a car that has no cruise control, but it’s automatic truly in your control.

  2. @TheMezzomorto

    September 30, 2025 at 6:19 am

    Yessssss, this is how I feel about certain rocks, and trees, and even weirder things. There is a crumpled up paper towel on the ceiling of the men’s room at my job, some filthy scumbag “sneezed” on it or something, and stuck it up there before I started working at this shop. There it has hung, by a unseen dried thread of human genetic material, immutable to any passive event, for at least 3 years. Made invincible by the fact that anyone who might care about it hasn’t noticed yet, and those of us who’ve noticed find it “charming” in its fetid beingness. As far as I’m concerned it has more right to be in this building than I do, and if some buttoned up hidden broomstick jockey ever knocks it down, I will mourn. It is disgusting and heroic and talismanic of some as-yet unforeseen event, much like humanity itself.

  3. @Prettycrap

    September 30, 2025 at 6:19 am

    I reinstall wordpad on all windows machines. It's the perfect balance between lightweight really fast no formatting and just enough functionality and formatting to be incredibly useful.

  4. @kyaos_Meteor

    September 30, 2025 at 6:19 am

    I thought Pom's whole schtick was being the more laid back do nothing tropes the hippie (dude owns a farmer market) since everyone around him is always doing something living on fast mode

  5. @kazuya99ace

    September 30, 2025 at 6:19 am

    My first computer ran 3.1 and only had Wordpad. When I would bring my work home from school where the computers would run windows 98, I couldn't work on it at home and had to go to my friend's house to use his computer.

  6. @animaloona

    September 30, 2025 at 6:19 am

    Exactly I love my old robot toys because they’re kinda stupid! I have 3 all from the Zoomer brand 2 from a thrift store 1 I got for Christmas as a kid. I love watching them zoom around and bump into stuff and get confused. What I believe is the oldest of them the dog I named blackjack constantly try’s to roll over but somethings wrong with him so he just gets stuck and makes this horrible cracking noise. The cat attempts to fight my furniture and I love how the eyes change color with its emotions. Lastly I have a house that turns on about 20% of the time sometimes to behaves as it’s supposed to other times it makes horrific noises and shuts off. They are all my demonic little children 💖

  7. @ermyril

    September 30, 2025 at 6:19 am

    Ah talking about emotional attachment to text editors…

    I’m so glad I’ve found my vim and emacs when the time was right, they’re so cute even though sometimes they fight ❤

  8. @tecanec9729

    September 30, 2025 at 6:19 am

    I used to follow a blogger who did experiments with generative AI before the AI boom began. The mistakes they made were so stupid, it was actually kinda cute!

    And, I mean, they're still stupid, but it's somehow less cute now that they're being taken so seriously.

  9. @qin2500

    September 30, 2025 at 6:19 am

    You may have heard of BOGO sort, but the peak of sorting algos is actually Quantum BOGO sort. Because if you scramble something randomly, there is one parallel universe where it is sorted.

  10. @davidebic

    September 30, 2025 at 6:19 am

    I think bogosort has a special place in our hearts simply because of everyone's deeply rooted gambling addition. You hope bogosort will beat the nlogn fate of being born a sorting algorithm.

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