Takeshi’s Challenge – JonTron

2:26 That chiptune riff from the TMNT game, that's Queen's "Stone Cold Crazy" isn't it?

would anybody else love a remake of this game if they removed the politically insensitive stuff and made it not bullshit?

this is just takeshi kitano's daily life

2:06 he was telling the truth

Jon. Come back to us. The world needs you…or at least your annual video

This is a movie idea.

Now that Jon is a father and husband, he can make this game's events a reality

2:25 This music is from NES Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

It's sad that he never responded to the message he should resend it

2:03 this is true. Greek mythology is weird.

(Also Stephen Fry has a really good book of Greek mythology in his very witty comedic style. It’s called Mythos.)

If was Takeshi's Challenge 2, it would be hard as balls, so now AVGN will play it

I think after 11 years I’ve finally realized this game is really just a rare form of sadistic torture

I feel we were robbed. The karaoke segment would’ve been vastly improved if we’d heard Jon sing. We all know he has the pipes for it, I’m just saying we were robbed.

2:02 Growing up is learning that Aphrodite came from Uranus’s sperm, not his blood

7:50 i worked at a gameroom and was given ten dollars to test the machines and felt this exact way. both because i wouldnt have been able to cash out any winnings anyways and also because i fucking hate gambling. its boring as shit just to lose money. i actually won a little bit while i was testing and all i could think was "good god just let me get back to actual work"

It would have been 2x/4x as hard and still beatable. Beating 9 years is the hardest challenge that's Big on Planet Earth.

As a grown man who has now watched all of his movies, this video makes a lot more sense.

this is one of my favorite comfort videos. no matter how many times i watch it, i keep coming back. this is peak jontron.

Pacific or specific ocean?

1:32 >mfw I see goblins