Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA The housemates oil themselves up to play sexy oily Twister. A therapist visits to help Jay and Tara work through their sex problems. A terrarium is introduced to address the fly problem. ONION DIGITAL STUDIOS Creative Director: Geoff Haggerty Head Writer: Sam West […]
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Figuring out why you’re so cold doesn’t take a research grant and a lab–it just takes shutting the fuck up about it and putting on a coat. Linda Delmonico shares how her innovative husband helped her make this important discovery. ONION DIGITAL STUDIOS Creative Director: Geoff Haggerty Head Writer: Sam […]
Hollywood producer Paul Rubenstein has no use for trifles like story or sets. Just get him some stars, and he’ll make this movie. ONION DIGITAL STUDIOS Creative Director: Geoff Haggerty Head Writer: Sam West Writers: Dan Klein, Matt Klinman, Michael Pielocik, Chris Sartinsky Writers’ Assistant: Matt Powers Subscribe to The […]
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A group of 35 hostages at Laugh-Up Lounge on West Broad Street in Richmond, VA were set free Wednesday night following a tense, often excruciating seven-minute standup comedy performance. For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion […]
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Though today he holds a powerful position as head of a leading information technology firm, MergeMedia CEO Gary Lightman told reporters Thursday he, amazingly, worked his way to the very top of the company from humble beginnings as the son of the previous […]
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal looks back at the holiday classic ‘It’s A Wonderful Life’ in this week’s Film Standard. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video/
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Take a look inside the dorms, restaurants, and gymnasiums where these modern day gods and goddesses go crazy on each other’s perfect bodies. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video/
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Local couple Alison Fry and Peter Hartman told reporters Thursday they have both been pleased since opening up their relationship, saying the exciting new arrangement allowed them the freedom to psychologically wear down other people. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The […]
