Figuring out why you’re so cold doesn’t take a research grant and a lab–it just takes shutting the fuck up about it and putting on a coat. Linda Delmonico shares how her innovative husband helped her make this important discovery. ONION DIGITAL STUDIOS Creative Director: Geoff Haggerty Head Writer: Sam […]
Hollywood producer Paul Rubenstein has no use for trifles like story or sets. Just get him some stars, and he’ll make this movie. ONION DIGITAL STUDIOS Creative Director: Geoff Haggerty Head Writer: Sam West Writers: Dan Klein, Matt Klinman, Michael Pielocik, Chris Sartinsky Writers’ Assistant: Matt Powers Subscribe to The […]
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Library patrons in Pennington, IL report that something definitely smells like weed back in the young adult section. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
Apple unveils a panicked man with no ideas, Bashar Al-Assad tries a tiny bit of sarin gas on himself to see what it’s like, and a billboard alerts commuters to the existence of a situational comedy starring stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld. It’s the week of September 13, 2013. For More […]
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Watch Episode 4 of Tough Season now: http://onion.com/19Nve1S After a tough week one loss, Brad desperately tries to trade his entire team away. Larry Fitzgerald gives Alfred Morris some sage advice. (Brought to you by Lenovo) Follow Brad on Twitter: https://twitter.com/BradMBlevins Like Brad’s Awesome Team on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BradMBlevins Subscribe to […]
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Though today he holds a powerful position as head of a leading information technology firm, MergeMedia CEO Gary Lightman told reporters Thursday he, amazingly, worked his way to the very top of the company from humble beginnings as the son of the previous […]
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal looks back at the holiday classic ‘It’s A Wonderful Life’ in this week’s Film Standard. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video/
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Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ in this week’s Film Standard. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video/
