Apple unveils a panicked man with no ideas, Bashar Al-Assad tries a tiny bit of sarin gas on himself to see what it’s like, and a billboard alerts commuters to the existence of a situational comedy starring stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld. It’s the week of September 13, 2013. For More […]
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Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Though today he holds a powerful position as head of a leading information technology firm, MergeMedia CEO Gary Lightman told reporters Thursday he, amazingly, worked his way to the very top of the company from humble beginnings as the son of the previous […]
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Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ in this week’s Film Standard. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video/
In this super cool video Molly is being possessed by the internet! Father Schneider performs an exorcism on Molly to free her from social media! Is the power of god enough to save her?!?! PS: This is a video I made with my brother, my father, and friends years ago! […]
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