Mass casualties are being reported with countless more injured following widespread destruction through the small town of Quioneboughe. Have a written record of society’s collapse. Become A Member. Get The Paper. https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001geULHAA2
Donald Trump declared “tariff” his favorite word, and now, he’s giving the world plenty of opportunities to use it. This compilation details the president’s developing saga with tariffs: warning our allies of what’s to come, beefing with Justin Trudeau, and tanking the stock market before calling backsies. Brace yourself; this […]
With the reconstruction of Ground Zero finally underway, anchor Brandon Armstrong invites two guests to discuss the progress. More coverage at: http://www.onion.com
TDS closes out its recap of Trump’s tariffs by diving into the president’s targeting of China and the country’s subsequent retaliation, Elon Musk and Pete Navarro’s public feud, and the state of America’s reputation amidst the trade war frenzy. #DailyShow #Tariff #China #Trump Subscribe to The Daily Show: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwWhs_6x42TyRM4Wstoq8HA/?sub_confirmation=1 Follow […]
Modesto, CA residents turned out for the city’s annual Ninja Parade, where no ninjas were seen for the 30th year in a row. For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
Jon Stewart covers the passage of Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill: Republicans bashing then endorsing the megabill, trading tax cuts to sway senators, giving a $40 billion infusion to ICE, boosting billionaires at the expense of Medicaid and SNAP, and more. #DailyShow #JonStewart #Trump Subscribe to The Daily Show: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwWhs_6x42TyRM4Wstoq8HA/?sub_confirmation=1 Follow […]
According to a team of female researchers who all recently sustained injuries due to various accidents, domestic abuse does not exist. More coverage at: http://onion.com
The Department of Justice (and Michael Kosta) try to gaslight Ronny Chieng about a suddenly “nonexistent” Jeffrey Epstein client list, Trump lists Benjamin Netanyahu as a reference on his Nobel Peace Prize application, and the TSA ends their foot fetish. #DailyShow #RonnyChieng #Epstein 0:00 – Ronny Chieng’s TDS Welcome 0:39 […]
Hospital officials hope to locate the good Samaritan that dropped off a sack of human organs in the middle of the night so they can thank him. For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: […]
Go to https://ground.news/Leeja to stay fully informed on US Politics and see all sides of every story. Subscribe through my link for 40% off for unlimited access on the Vantage plan. | The Trump administration is targeting The Smithsonian to ensure that it aligns with MAGA ideology and talking points. […]
