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Berens Old Fashioned Brandy Cheese Dip

Charlie Berens | January 28, 2026

Just in time for the “big game” 🏈 Ingredients: 8 ounces cream cheese 1 cup shredded cheddar cheese 2 tablespoons Berens brandy Skosh of garlic powder (1/2 teaspoon) Skosh of onion powder (1/2 teaspoon) Half skosh of paprika (1/4 teaspoon) Instructions: 1. Combine your two favorite food groups. (Cheese and […]

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