Hurricane Ashley Expected To Strike Several Bars This Cinco De Mayo
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA The screaming whirlwind of drunkenness has been gathering strength all week and has already made a mess of herself in a number of local bars. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video/
