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Sydney Sweeney Sells Her Bathwater… Men Buy The Fantasy

Josh Johnson | September 23, 2025



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Hi Friends,

This week I wanted to share my thoughts on the Sydney Sweeney soap that has had the internet buzzing. Sydney Sweeney is an actress who has starred in a boatload of movies including Anyone But You, Immaculate, Madame Web, Reality, Night Teeth, and shows like White Lotus and Euphoria.

She recently collated with Dr Squatch to release soap that contains some of her bath water and the internet exploded.

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Recorded at The Steelhouse in Omaha, NE

Written by Josh Johnson

Comments

This post currently has 27 comments.

  1. @lynemac2539

    September 23, 2025 at 1:34 pm

    Josh, I walked into someone's home and smelled impending self-deletion. It turned out to be the housemate who moved shortly there after to another part of the country and seems to be fine now (I hope).

  2. @ravenTmaniac

    September 23, 2025 at 1:34 pm

    Josh! OMG ā€˜already’ you are a GOAT! Right NOW you should be studied in comedy schools! You are an artist and a true pleasure to watch!!!šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ«¶there is a huge DEAF/HH community, I’ve seen interpretors at your shows.considering the love for humanity that you show, suggestion: increase your engagement online with an interpreters.ā¤

  3. @Gspawt76

    September 23, 2025 at 1:34 pm

    This one hit me in the feels. I had a horrible movie date in high school. I took my date who I was head over heels with to see True Romance in 1993. I was a cinephile and super excited about the film. She hated it and called her parents to come get her. I was friendzoned. 20 years later and she's a huge Tarantino fan. She laughed, and said bad timing, I pretended to laugh and drank doubles for the next two hours. šŸ˜‚

  4. @christopher480

    September 23, 2025 at 1:34 pm

    Your age group is only doing crappy with women because you listen to the women in it…….lolllol…….for everything…..and I mean everything….stop that and you will do better. Have some confidence in yourself and learn some skills so you can man up when you need too.

  5. @jeaniebop

    September 23, 2025 at 1:34 pm

    Where were you when I needed you, Josh?🄰. You are helping me work through things and heal more than any of the many therapists I’ve had!

    Thank you so very much for helping me understand that my ā€œbest friendā€, who is a man I’ve known for 50 years, doesn’t really care about me. 😢

    I’ve been married three times and am thankfully single now at 62 years old, and since I was about 40. The first one turned out to be extremely abusive and violent; the second one was a con artist and I was his sugar mama, when I told him to start paying his fair share, he had an affair instead. My mom had him investigated and I was his FIFTH wife! I was 28 years old and he was 36! The third one turned out to be a controlling non-Christian Bible thumping porn addict, and abusive.
    I still carry the trauma every day.

  6. @atengawolsrep

    September 23, 2025 at 1:34 pm

    He can handle a huge amount of people at the same time because his authentic. And he likes himself, a rare accomody in comedians.He's just very well put together as a human.

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