Somehow Dr. Witnesser Returned
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dr. witnesser is back i am really sorry
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00:00 dr. witnesser recap
03:08 the slur situation
09:22 a kid’s worst nightmare
12:24 Dr. Witnesser’s “accident”
14:13 the rebrand
19:15 an open mind
23:01 labelling things “demonic”
25:35 Dr. Disrespect
30:31 most compassionate christian ever
39:45 pot calling the kettle black
41:45 seven deadly sins
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@kurtisconner
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
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@AsherJunah
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
Buddy “save the Christians” what? Bro there’s two billion of them on the planet and you’re one of the few really terrible ones. Most are good people trying to exist and you think you’re their leader or something.
@jakethefox4558
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
his apologises are all AI written i bet
@vectorvictor6181
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
inwardly 😂😂😂
@BeauregardTheTired
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
as an ex-Christian worship team member I'm aware there are a few good songs, but the fact that the only lyrics in "How Great Is Our God" are the words in the title really doesn't help the case for Christian Worship music
@Oil_Wolf
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
Even God looked down and was like "agent of satin"😂😂 wicked name 😂😂😂
@charliegrissett4339
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
“I don’t support either side! All I’m saying is it’s this side’s fault and they deserve it!”
@SkiesProjects
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
Kurtis having a better understanding of the Bible than Dr. Witnesser despite one of them being a “Christian” and one of them being a lifelong atheist…
@littlehibiscus8118
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
Kurtis I would buy agent of satan shirts
@paintmeagirl
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
i need agent of satan merch…
@aaronjpadilla
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
Chud on chud violence
@x_choppy_x
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
if being gay was a choice, i genuinely think 90% of women would choose to not date men
@noormirza2840
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
29:00
@x_choppy_x
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
there's no way this guy has kids, no one would ever have sex with him
@theautisticblahaj
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
19:20 extremely smart child vs grown ass adult with a neckbeard
@JollyNoellefr
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
DOC WITNESSER WHADDYA MEAN SANTA ISN'T REAL?!?! CHAT BACK ME UP HE'S REAL RIGHT
think jolly thoughts y'all, think jolly thoughts..
@amo_rice
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
me when i get asked if i have crabs 1:06
@Kurtcolins
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
Got my agent of satan shirt the other day and that shit is straight fire I’ll be wearing it everywhere from now on
@spirtkitten4362
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
Please don't scream 🙁
@HappyBirddi
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
Wild that Dr.Pissner (and yes that's my official nickname for him) doesn't stand with Palestein considering that Palestein is like one of the oldest birthplaces of Christianity and Christianity is an enormous part of many people's identity and beliefs there
@jazmyne3517
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
It would be so disappointing to hear or see you threatening smaller creators for light public criticism (Which is literally your job), hopefully not true, if so, disgusting!! Do better.
@JhericFury
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
So he's 100% done the peanut filter accidentally and is too embarrassed to admit it, right?
@PunkMEGAOfficial
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
Very few things bother me as much as Kurtis not noticing the "capitalized slur" at the end of the Tweet.
Like Everytime I rewatch this video I feel so frustrated
@Randomkid-54321
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
22:39 bro I just checked his store and he actually made the agent of satan tee that’s so fucking badass to commit to the bit like that 😭🙏
@invadernay
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
fun fact. Christians don't like their own book and none of them actually read it. Jesus fulfilled Zero messianic prophecies , was never a king in Israel. also my favorite verse in the bible is when kids call a guy bald so god kills them with bears.
@HappydudeSpeedruns
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
Didn't this guy say that he was going to Sue Twitch for the "Lifetime Ban" years ago? O_o
@yungKai420
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
AMEN 🙏
@OriginalBatty
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
15:32 LMAO 😭
@PrettiPinki
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
40:18 as a lesbian I can confirm all lesbians are sexy
@TheSvmurai
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
I surmised early that he's not christian, he's a troll playing a character. like Dr. Disrespect.
@KeyLimePi3.1415
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
Oh my god the agent of Satan shirt goes hard as hell
@Idrinkwater-p4p
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
no way he actaully made the shirt 😭🙏
@lucasjohnpotter
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
The Fartful Sheriff
@MLGPRO-dx8fg
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
Bro spent 10 minutes crying about racism at the start of the video. It doesn't matter what color you are dude, it's either ok to say or it's not. Racially segregating slurs is the most braindead take you can have.
There's plenty of real problems with this guy to talk about. Also real funny how you gloss over the predator shit.
@SunnyDelight2017
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
I’m Christian and we do not claim this man. These jokes are funny as hell btw.. 🪘 🥁
@zino666p
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
Kurtis I’ve been a fan of yours for years but your silence on Iranian ppl and what they’re facing regarding their own government is disturbing!!
@Thatfriendstitch
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
Did he say the hard r…I swear I heard him say that, that’s probably even worse than just the n word but even then it’s still weird bro did not need to say it
@1.21gigawatts2
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
He's not religious. He's just using religion as rage bait for views
@samd2667
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
Dr Witnesser is the internet equivalent of that guy in your city (every city has one) who stands on the street and tells people they're going to hell. They always get in arguments with people. They say they do it because they want to help people find God, but really they just love having shouting matches with people. Not very Godly.
@Reaverman0420
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
26:20 Even Chris Redfield seems like he is getting irritated just by hearing his voice xD
@XxSTACKxX
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
He’s one of those guys that has no inner voice. He’s not capable of self reflection
@OmegaSpark01
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
MAGA will not stfu about Alex bringing a gun to a protest, meanwhile they were the same people taking assault rifles into McDonalds during Covid
@kcrax
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
this mf reminds me of the song "Thats the American Way" by lil darkie, who knows knows
@Mikospac321
May 2, 2026 at 2:02 am
If country is satanic then these ppl shouldn’t know about heaven metal 😔
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