S***in’ On Company Time, Part 2
“Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time”
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@Zachsgamesandthings
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
It took so long to get part two
@kellivincenzo5410
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
❤❤❤❤😂❤❤
@imgoldzful
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
last time harold quit the entire restaurant fell apart in less than five minutes. he’s untouchable
@calebedantas2077
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
Bro's messing with someone that got nothing to lose
@kelleyabitbol6156
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
One of my favorites of all time! Lololol
@dawnasper6592
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
Gross
@NicoleTaylor-y6y
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
Damnit! I forgot you are all the same guy and this ain't real life!!!! Good job!!!! Ha. Love it
@steveaustin773
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
You didn't pay him for taking a shit and he has nothing to do with service.
It cost the company nothing.
@nothinghere615
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
Best 45 minutes of my freaking life.
@kenwarren9450
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
Honestly, given that his rent and food is free, and he probably can qualify for Medicaid, Harold is kinda making bank. He'll probably end up buying the restaurant soon.
@kahnatohru1906
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
im all for putting in a hard and full day of work
but if your not getting paid to poop
what are you doing with your life?
@iva6865
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
Terrys playinh chicken with a rooster😅
@Krensharpaw
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
Every place has a guy like him. Don't piss him off…
@shannonking2813
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
Spencer?? GM? Omg I love the depth of this world
@DrLongWang
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
All the dishes get washed, what else do you want
@NancyRiley-v4f
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
I worked with an OR nurse whose elimination schedule coincided with her work schedule. She had figured it to the cent how much she felt she "benefited" from this strategy. I think it translated to one week's pay over the course of a year.
@oriolephan
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
Don't F with the dishwasher.
@ScytheGremory
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
I'm shitting at my restaurant job while watching this might download a dating app to maximize my time 😂😂
@Emilythematerialgurl
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
Harold lmao calling his girls mom a old bitty definitely so him
@RedbearRickyYT
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
Man, i'm a dishwasher and i ain't a Badass like Harold
@OdderMother
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
Boss makes a dollar and I make a dime that's why I poop on company time.
@Potato72080
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
"It cost this company 24k!"
Right… And how much has the company made in those 20 years, and how much has he been paid in those 20 years? I can guarantee you the 24k isn't gonna be much compared to the answer
@jviolasmith8883
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
🎶boss makes a dollar 💵 I make a dime that's why I poop on company time🎶
@hummingcynic
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
take a shot every time harold says "hell"
@Agentmg17
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
If the job is getting done well, who cares?
@JonasCanlas-j8v
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
Oh shit ….. Harold !? …. DAMN !? 😮
@alexskelton4150
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
Little dating app felt homophobic
@AbyssalFish
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
Huh, Harold got aura, now it’s time to give Oscar literally any screen time
@melissa7941
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
When you get older, you understand the whole needing 30 minutes thing 😂
Leave Harold alone he makes minimum wage. Go ahead and let him 💩 on company time. Count it as one of his perks. 😂😂😂😂😂
@V3xOffic
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
He may or may not be doing something else than just pooping for 30 minutes..
@dillzilla4454
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
According to federal law they can't really do a damn thing about it.
@samuelmills148
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
He got too much time on his hands
@211cozmo
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
So what are you supposed to do hold it till you clock out
@Tr4newreck
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
This sounds highly illegal
@BrandonsOnline
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
As a youngin’ my manager would go into the system and clock me off during my bathroom breaks on shift (and they were like 5 mins). I’d find out at the end of the shift I was never clocked in.
@JosephMiller-mg4qu
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
I poop all the time at work. Do people really only on break time or something? Why?
@LeanDoughnut
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
Harold would get along great with Tim and Pam
@BariSaxGuy12
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 pm
So Terry can calculate pooping on company time with adjusting minimum wages but can’t figure out how to order more Mahi-Mahi????
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