Shane Gillis Finds Out Riley Has Never Masturbated
Excerpt from Shane Gillis | TPW w/ @TheoVon 353
Full Episode: https://youtu.be/wxi4NOy5oHE
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@travissamples1163
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
I’m with you I still fire them off. Lmao 😂
@johanpersson8156
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
True story: In Sweden we call people like Riley ”smygonanister” from ”smyg” (surreptitiously/secretely/sneaky) and ”onanister” (masturbators). So close to but not quite like ”sneaky masturbators”. The meaning is of course that they lie about not masturbating.
Remember, smygonanister. Riley’s a smygonanist!
@AnthonyHess-g4b
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
Riley is obviously a serial killer.
@rezoshelia4679
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
Ejacula?
@ashwinshaji9147
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
Some people thought he was black like wtf😂😂😂😂😂
@iieerraa
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
The Golden Oreo
@corycastleman6351
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
“You’re like the Karl Malone of your own wiener man” uhhh, what? 😆😆
@PrestonHazard
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
That kis is so brainwashed. He definitely has some sort of deep repressed fucked up shit. Like the second he discovers porn he's going straight to furry shit or like murder or something idk
@WilbertoCasillas
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
Theo is treading so lightly trying not to offend or create a bad work environment 😂
@jootai
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
probably medically impossible
@youngjimmystro8176
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
I think we’re all trying not to jerk off brotha 🤣
@notprosperBEATS
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
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@devanman7920
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
"do you have alot of sensations in your body Riley" 😂😂
@chrisglass1905
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
Why the f*ck are they being so disrespectful to this young man?
@alexevans5043
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
Maybe the most ridiculous 6 minutes on YouTube lol.
@CatGPT_
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
You're the Karl Malone of your own meat
@yitziyyb
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
Hysterical how Theo is literally describing MadTVs Coach Hines sketch 😂😂😂
@RonCadillac
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
The weekend Shane wore that same ND polo shirt on 5 different pods 😂
@jrock69erera
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
The unbustable Riley mau
@afreyinthesnow9015
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
The legend of Riley mau
@rhahnabunaid
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
I imagine Theo introducing Riley at a party.
"This is Riley. He has never masturbated."
@caleb.elley2
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
Mane theo parades this dude around like he’s in a zoo exhibit
@beccacook1
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
"Willie, i think he died man, Derek Ussner, he died.mam'
"Some people died man,"
@beccacook1
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
Bahaha He might have the Tism vahaha
@aziza928
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
Theo is an angel
@benshapiro8623
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
This might sound funny but he could risk testicular cancer if he doesn’t do it.
@jozsefjamesofficial
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
Riley Mau v the world. If you see how strong his stance is against Theo’s baiting then maybe Riley might be proof that No Nut November might might males super human. Just a thought 😂
@SrulDog
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
"There's nothing gay about guys talking about guys cumming."
@Thissideoftheveil
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
He’s too Christian to masterbate but not too Christian to work on Theo’s podcast which I probably more unchristian than the other 😂
@agentcodydanks
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
Pretty sure Riley is a robot
@NJFREEDOMFIGHTERR
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
😂😂 the way Shane looks at Theo cuz he knew he was bout to say some funny nut shxt that’s chemistry he Only had to give the look the look you give your boy before you both start to say some off the wall shxt without having to do any talking and you’re Both on the same page getting ready to laugh so hard then theo was thinking of questions to ask Riley carefully asking Shane if it was gay 😂
@lampsforgranted439
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
Shane Is my pov for every podcast he’s on
@thisistheway3456
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
I get frustrated after 24 hours… So how? Riley Mao is God
@lw3894
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
I work with a dude that claims exactly this but I’m not sure. He seems like the kind of guy to stay up all night wackin his pecker
@CBReptiles1
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
His body would make him have wet dreams. Period. End of story
@ZoomNotice
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
Such a liar
@v2daiLyy
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
Theo needs to ditch shaub bruh. Theo and Shane would be the funniest podcast no argument
@andreww6026
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
Shanes reaction to theo calling riley autistic and saying he doesnt know him that well was 10/10
@opium42069
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 am
"the Ejaculate"
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