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Ridiculous Weapon Laws From Ireland

Qxir | April 9, 2026



Taking a look at some legislature from Ireland concerning offensive weapons. Some very bizarre stuff on here.

Written by Qxir

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  1. @jonathanquinlivan6911

    April 9, 2026 at 9:21 am

    The slash hook/ briar hook was in every house before modern hedge cutters, basically for slashing briars and stuff, a machete with a long reach handle, became popular as a weapon among the traveller communities

  2. @UrsaMajorPrime

    April 9, 2026 at 9:21 am

    I'm not sure about the rest of the weapons but any of the ones that are banned due to being "automatic" are fairly easy to explain (At least from an American PoV with minimal experience on the matter). It's simply a matter of "concealment". A 'threat' should be easily and readily identifiable (i.e. you can't tell that the cane is also a sword, etc)

  3. @Spudcore

    April 9, 2026 at 9:21 am

    You've never even SEEN a slash hook?! Where the hell do you live?
    I saw one just the other day when I was out driving, a bloke was carrying it walking down the street.
    It was a real fancy one too. I said out loud "Ooh! Nice slash hook, bud".

  4. @owenfitzgerald3219

    April 9, 2026 at 9:21 am

    The umbrella knife sounds like a weapon in a James Bond film, or The Avengers show from 50's/60's.

    The claw weapons sounds like weapons a Ninja would have.

    You can have telescopic batton, but yet people would beating the shite out of each other with axe handles.

    Overall the boys and girls who drew up the list had fertile imaginations 😂

  5. @voxobscura4861

    April 9, 2026 at 9:21 am

    Slash hook looks like what might often be called a billhook.

    Basically couldn't be banned because no politician wants to upset farmers. Used in a lot of crimes because no matter what you ban, people will simply hurt each other with whatever you haven't banned.

    And all weapons are just rocks and sticks with increasing degrees of refinement and specificity of purpose: poke or bash, even bullets and bombs are still generally just doing the same thing.

    But at least you know that your criminals can't possibly have guns, as they are illegal.

  6. @jademallows6144

    April 9, 2026 at 9:21 am

    The Point was mate, at the time. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, these Weapons were ALL in that, and Most Kids made there own. Late 80's some little Brat was Bouncing Throwing Stars off his mate. And there ya go. 👍😁👍🇬🇧

  7. @ferretyluv

    April 9, 2026 at 9:21 am

    Caneswords have been banned in even America for a very long time, longer than the 90s. They originated in the Victorian era and have been banned for almost as long because it’s a concealed weapon. And you absolutely will get arrested by TSA if you try to bring it on a plane.

  8. @isaactuuri6488

    April 9, 2026 at 9:21 am

    sap gloves are awesome, sucks they are legal for law enforcement here but not private citizens, like most things, you cant defend yourself, you can only let police clean up your carcas

  9. @elijahblack1464

    April 9, 2026 at 9:21 am

    The weapon bans do seem kinda excessive. However when also considering that Ireland has a reputation for heavy drinking…

    Not saying drinking equals violence. Although if one drunk person asked another drunk person "wanna have a ninja fight?"and proceeded to pull out actual Japanese weapons the results would be disastrous.

  10. @stephenwright8824

    April 9, 2026 at 9:21 am

    It's been known in the West for over a century and a half that the best way to make a shuriken lethal is to dip the sharpest edges in some kind of poison. I read in the novel THE LIST OF SEVEN by Mark Frost (which storyline borrows heavily from Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes books) that the character Jack Sparks tells "Dr John Watson" that they're virtually useless otherwise.

  11. @Nicholaslovescats

    April 9, 2026 at 9:21 am

    I collect weapons and all the weapons mentioned that are illegal in Ireland are basically ninja weapons and any automatic weapons. Not sure what Ireland has against Japanese weapons. I personally don’t collect mall ninja weapons,Japanese weapons,machetes and or anything automatic. I collect historical weapons and torture devices from history so none of the weapons mentioned I collect personally.

  12. @looper7159

    April 9, 2026 at 9:21 am

    A lot of these knife bans just come from clueless politicians who take hollywood movies way too seriously. All types of knives got decriminalized in my jurisdiction a few years ago and now the only legal differentiation is the length. You don’t see anyone being attacked with exotic knives, they’re just collected by enthusiasts

  13. @chriswarburtonbrown1566

    April 9, 2026 at 9:21 am

    Classic moral panic policy. A few stories in the press, a random stabbing, parents getting upset, politicians see an easy win. No one's gonna stand up in parliament and say 'I love truncheons! Please don't ban them!' There's a surprising amount of it on the statute book.

  14. @bzirpoli

    April 9, 2026 at 9:21 am

    the "spirit of the law" is not supposed to address whatever is happening when the law is written. with this argument, you get a law from 1990. something new happens in 1991 you get a new law. and so on and so forth. you try to address past and future cases and concepts (as possible), so you don't have to edit new laws all the time. this is why you have the same law for 25 years
    my former father-in-law was a prosecutor (we're from brazil) and when he was younger he was working deep in the farmlands. there was a serial killer, grapista, robber etc the police was having a hard time catching, a well known one (this was many decades ago, i think in the 80s). one day this guy try to attack a sister of some sugar cane workers, they went to her rescue and attacked him with…. slash hooks (used to cut sugar cane). the "lid" of his head was cut out in a single swoop while the guy was holding their sister down. they were acquitted btw (of course)

  15. @useless_fact_machine2791

    April 9, 2026 at 9:21 am

    As far as I know Push daggers are actually illegal in some/most states here in the US, (even though you could probably still pick them up in any sporting good/knife shop) I think the thought process is kinda that they're not practical for any kind of work that you can do with knives other than making holes in other people lol

  16. @yetanotherstronk

    April 9, 2026 at 9:21 am

    I assume they wanted to ban all weapons not used for sport (e.g. hunting, fishing, diving, martial arts). So if it can't be justified for sports or utility purposes, then it's for fighting and hurting people and the authorities don't want it easily available to buy. Weapons designed to be concealed are not for any other purpose than fighting. I guess the Irish government in the 90s wanted all fighting to be fists or improvised weapons.

  17. @swalesdevices8876

    April 9, 2026 at 9:21 am

    My guess is that because of their interest in maintaining the common travel area, the Republic of Ireland wanted to (or was asked to) have this law so they could confiscate these things going through Irish airports on their way to Northern Ireland or Mainland UK (without a further border check). Both places had all manner of problems in the 90s.

  18. @samsonsoturian6013

    April 9, 2026 at 9:21 am

    You will notice that most weapons banned are the ones that are glamorized in movies and/or have cool sounding names like the "street sweeper" shotgun that was really just a general purpose police/home/hunting weapon that was arbitrarily classed as an "assault weapon"

  19. @CaptainBlagbird

    April 9, 2026 at 9:21 am

    A lot of edgy weapons are banned because idiots were hurting themselves I guess. E.g. doing "tricks" with butterfly knives, throwing Shuriken at stuff and having them bounce back.

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