Real Exorcism Goes Wrong | Tales From the Bottle

00:25 But he seems like such a pleasant fellow. I can hardly belicose Beelzebub beckons the bowels of bastards bent on brazenly blasphemous bloodletting buggelieve that a sweet face like that could hide so much horror. I am sure glad that I am okay. Oh, well. I am off to Walmart, to buy a new pitchfork. My old one somehow got stained.

2:48😂😂😂😂😂😂

With how completely ineffective and worthless doctors are when it comes to treating mental illness, is it really so hard to believe that demons could be responsible for at least some such cases? I mean, to be fair, if somebody was really possessed by an otherworldly entity, giving them drugs is not going to help one bit. Also, to be fair again, it doesn't really help people with mental illness either.

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Recorded While Sitting On The Loo. Sounds Like 💩!

Why tf did they let him back out. If he was cleared of his "insanity' then he should have stood trial like he originally would have. Some kid got scarred for life because the Judicial system is a fucking joke.

I think they validated the man’s darkest urges and put them in a context that justified the behavior.

2:48 😂 some kinda line

I mean, it was probably a lot more difficult to get those last three demons out conisdering how extreme they were

They should have just had him committed to a mental health facility first, as he was not 'demon possessed', he was just crazy…

Woah, that’s insane! Did he ever get an official diagnosis from the doctors at Broadmoor?

Lol religious people never cease to entertain with their absolute ludicrous buffoonery 😂

Exorcisms aren't represented right in the media… If someone has the holy spirit, it's just like.. A friend of mine sang a hymn and cast a demon out of an old lady. My friend was just some, kook 🙂 that's a high compliment from me.. like.. A character 🙂 some, random guy
No offense to the Catholics but, uh… The vatican is made to look like a snake's head. Many think 'The papacy is the antichrist.' idk. but… I wouldn't set foot in a catholic church myself.

Know ye not, YE ARE THE TEMPLE OF GOD? All of us. the 'third temple' may be related to bio-digital convergence; it could be.. the indwelling of The Holy Spirit (the comforter) that Jesus left believers with. I feel, unequipped to speculate.. or speculation into complex matters, may mislead folks.

I'm some kook, (that's an insult when I say it about myself..) God's shown me miracles, I just tried praying and God was kind and took pity on me. I'm not a church person, idk what to do 😀 like, I would not recommend a church to anyone; Try praying. Try reading The Word! I was a sex-obsessed party animal. "When in doubt, DOUBLE THE DOSE." Now.. I dislike how beautiful this woman I love is because it distracts me from how, absolutely amazing she is…

I forget the verse, but Jesus wasn't physically attractive. He was more like a guy with a sign you see all over the US "Need food." He didn't work for money, he relied on charity. No pride, besides in God. (he was The Word of God; the only begotten, made flesh.. The Son of God.) He was God, yet he came as a humble servant. but, he'd go into churches 🙂 and he was The Word. He had an absolute authority when he spoke because HE IS THE WORD OF GOD. As your words are to you (whoever) he is to The Father. Jesus Christ is The Lord, in The Old Testament. God is "One in being." And, if we turn to Jesus, we get to join him 🙂 anyway..

Hollywood makes many think they know The Word. "Oh, it's that dusty old thing. I saw Constantine, I saw The Exorcist. I get it." Having been into 'cool stuff.' I try not to swear.. Music film stimulation whatever, like.. God is so amazing, moreso than EVERYTHING I'VE SEEN IN THIS WORLD COMBINED. I've been 'in love' more times than I can count. I've had beyond beautiful, pleasurable experiences… One time I overdosed on weed and went to a Stereolab concert, drove a motorcycle in the rain, semis BLASTING by me, getting thrown around the road; what a rush.. get to the concert, I cried the whole time; it felt SO GOOD! And, being in a room where a bunch of people loved Stereolab! Some band, most haven't heard of.. pure bliss.

Yikes, this comment turned into a trip report.. I left my fair share of trip reports on Erowid. I've written drug taking guides, I've seen like.. much of this world.

God is more amazing. The roller coaster, that happened after I started praying and getting into the truth. (Jesus is The Truth. The Word of God is the final authority; it destroys science. I was a priest of science as well 🙂 preaching every topic like a good little dog.) anyway.. The best preachers I've seen were, one was a security guard. One was homeless. One was some, old ex-wild man 😀 uh. I've seen some amazing women preachers. (I've seen my fair share of terrible women preachers too, so tread carefully around that.) but.. I hope to bits, folks try praying cuz, WE HAVE SOULS. WE DAMAGE OUR SOULS ALL THE TIME. we often don't know when we do. "The flesh lusteth after the spirit." it feels good, to submit to the flesh. I got all this love for this woman, and, in the words of Jim Morrison "I touched her thigh, and death smiled. Death, my old friend, death and my cock are the world." (Jim Morrison – Lament) Ol Jimmy pushed doctrines of Balaam but, he warned everyone "YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING SLAVES."

sin is slavery. I say this, sipping a delicious black coffee with clove and cinnamon. Little deaths. I almost added in a bunch of heresy. i mean this comment is riddled with it… but, the point is, I took "Living my life to the fullest" as far as one could take it almost.. I was living my death. Even still, someone mentions these, worldly aspects we can pursue and I could elaborate greatly.

Where there is life, there is Jesus Christ. The light of man. there are many false lights, attached to carnivorous spiritual beings… many of our idols worship said beings. "It's just art" Concerts are rituals. I made turkey legs last night; it was ritualistic.. a feast! "For they will say 'Eat and drink for tomorrow we die!'" not good. but.. uh.. The Word, having a relationship with God… has been, so much more beautiful, fulfilling.. Easy, his yoke is light.. while, complicated and INTENSE.

The gift of salvation is free. if anyone wants more, God provides.. 'i went through hell' i can't fathom hell but.. God answers prayers, repentance is hard. If you ask God, he'll lead you to it and through it. Only God is good; come as you are! I still feel like, wait.. i don't want to use profanity in the same paragraph that I mention God

I still feel like 10 tons of shit in a shot glass. still.. Jesus can remove thorns. Side note, I had a pray-off with someone who worshipped kali 😀 things got weird for a bit.. like, really weird. it was amazing and, God protected me. idk. I didn't know how amazing life was, or could be. rant over; trust no man lest ye be deceived! Try praying! Ask God a question today!

Orthodox exorcisms rarely get violent or showy, just prayers, scripture and a crucifix, once you're baptized you won't need one unless you apostatize and happen to get a demon which is rare.

How to make people care:
1. Attend church
2. Go crazy
3. people now are concerned
4. Get exercised
5. People now care

It’s (pronounced) “best-iality” not “beast-iality”. Just saying.

Why did he have to kill the dog what the fuck man

Nothing. Nothing will happen because an exorcism does nothing anyway

Surprise twist…the narrator is Michael Taylor.

“I came into this world screaming, naked, and covered in someone else’s blood, and I’m not afraid to leave it that way.”

taylor's acting weird again, time to cast out demons

The exorcism would be performed in what church? Did you try to say St Thomas church at Gawber? I think you did…

Gold

Only in fucken west yorkshire