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Reacting to Liv Tyler’s House Tour | Matteo Lane Weighs In

Matteo Lane | April 29, 2026



Liv Tyler opened the doors to her stunning NYC townhouse, and I have… thoughts.
Velvet walls, antique everything, and possibly a portal to another realm. Let’s discuss.

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  1. @aprilbrillon7

    April 29, 2026 at 4:09 pm

    Oh my God when you said Elvira and I just said to myself, she would probably do good on a Morticia Addams, family movie cause that’s what she looks like and she doesn’t look that bad on that part

  2. @twerp_rat

    April 29, 2026 at 4:09 pm

    Okay I LOVE the magnolia and the freaky red and green tile. This house is quirky and that tree honestly is incredible. I've never seen a magnolia that big and trimmed.

  3. @careyparsons262

    April 29, 2026 at 4:09 pm

    Please review Iron Man and his awesome friends Season 1 episode 4. It is called The Ultron Song and my 3 year old is obsessed with it. It has an obscenely gay robot as the villain. I can't believe that Disney allowed them to make a robot so gay for a children's show. Every time I watch–it which is about 11 times a day–I just hear your voice go "gay."

  4. @beckybeighley

    April 29, 2026 at 4:09 pm

    her house does really match my impression of her- which is NO impression. generally she seems nice but i can never get a sense of who she actually is. but maybe that's the point! idk. i loved her in lotr tho

  5. @ComicNico

    April 29, 2026 at 4:09 pm

    I never really understood why people like to watch someone who has more than they do. Plus it’s not your house, like people get freaked when someone dms them but then we watch a stranger show their own personal dwelling and that’s not worse than a dm? Assuming a dm to someone you have actually met.

  6. @bluebeanbaby

    April 29, 2026 at 4:09 pm

    Met her at my job, she is one of the loveliest people I have ever met. Not put on at all, I'm a bullshi- reader. Kind and fanciful. Also bare feet or no shoes are more natural in most places than not. America is the only country where I've experienced the shoe indoors thing.

  7. @_ii_jj_

    April 29, 2026 at 4:09 pm

    Apparently, The Lord of The Rings actors did not get any bonuses for the movies being so successful. Cate Blanchet said that at that time bonuses for actors if the movies did well were not included in contracts.

  8. @j.ray555

    April 29, 2026 at 4:09 pm

    That "naked woman" is Marilyn monroe! Those were the nudes taken over before she started her career and then were stolen and published in Playboy for Hugh Hefner to exploit. Much like he did when he bought the Krypt above hers to be buried face down so he can forever be a sexual predator of that poor woma😡😤

  9. @tonimony1jay837

    April 29, 2026 at 4:09 pm

    It’s wild watching this after watching the J Lo video where she was acting and being super weird and Matteo was being suspiciously nice about her. Dude! What did Liv do to you! It’s a nice tree in her garden, which is part of her home! I think she’s really nice and I loved her in Empire records. Just saying.

  10. @arianahoule7223

    April 29, 2026 at 4:09 pm

    My favorite, favorite part is the tree, with all those limbs, that flow like marshmallows in the breeze, that cover my patio, in a glee-filled ruckus, that reverberates throughout the house and up through my naked toes and then swell up my thighs into the breastbone of my chest, which is filled with sugarplums that dance through my hemoglobin mind thrusting into a miasmic craze that satisfies all that moves me under the portico of my home. Please come back…soon…so we can frolic in the basement where goblins dance and I'm able to be free of all cares and woes that seem to create a question mark in my life of privilege and destruction, especially whenever I allow strange people into my home, like you, who keeps picking their nose of quarrylike proportions in an attempt to frustrate me and invade my space, which I love, most especially my tree, with all those limbs fluttering in the breeze and infiltrate every room through windows which I adore, like my tree welcoming you into my home, shall we sit down in a chair under my tree and wait for rainbows to appear between the leaves of my tree.

  11. @CallmeA_B

    April 29, 2026 at 4:09 pm

    I'm so glad Liv brought up "The Strangers" and Matteo had seen it.
    I'm an avid horror movie watcher, and the scene where the guy walks in behind Liv's character and she has no clue, is the only thing that has scared me since the first 10 minutes of Scream with Drew Barrymore. 😳😭🫣😂

  12. @purpurina5663

    April 29, 2026 at 4:09 pm

    Missed opportunity to place the bathtub by the window! And I like the idea of a pink tinted glass, but it should've been peachy rather than bubblegum pink.
    I don't adore the house, but it's a nice, livable place.
    How much of the breathy voice is true and how much is an affectation, I guess we'll never now. She does seem nice. I'm a cynic.

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