Radioactive Retail: Walmart’s Wildest Shrimp Yet
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Video Recorded at the Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall in Portland, OR
Animation by Luke Stone
@JoshJohnsonComedy
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
Hi Friends, we have very few shows left to add on The Flowers Tour. Last shows of the tour will be Valentines weekend and that is almost sold out. This tour has truly been life changing but I am very excited for you all to see the tour I’m bringing you in 2026. 🪵
@KeziaSinclair
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
What the #HELL IS that •annoying• #laugh😂🤭?!
🤨😲😳😨
@jennycadot3635
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@Damnthosebloossuckers
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
Josh is a comedic genius.
@lindathalman3506
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
13 Feb 2026. The EPA has been gutted by donald's regime as of yesterday. Bring on the coal and the radioactivity. Thank you Josh for yet another brilliant show!
@dianekoralja2154
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
Dude, you are hilarious!!! 🤣😂🤣
@chrisyeem
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
I had a salad in a diner once. That was a rough 24 hours after that
@marziandhermind
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
Mr Shrimp Goes To Washington is the most profound story about a shrimp I’ve ever heard
@samariagraham4502
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
🔥🔥🔥
@fionamann1553
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
Raw milk…roll around February 2026. Raw milk recall 😅
@virulence
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
When you said “everything wrong with you is on the inside,” I felt that 😂😭
@fionalilly543
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
He wrote a whole fanfiction about the shrimp 😭 I love this man so much
@instaperil
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
Diner food in NJ is next level tho. Disco fries and Taylor ham
@BlueSky83677
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
You lying down like the radioactive shrimp😂killed it. That radioactive shrimp has more common sense than RFK, Jr! Brilliant. (This whole set had me laughing😂my guts out.) You just must come to DC. Warner Theater would love❤you!
@BlueSky83677
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
Poo explosion and/or Exorcist spin your head vomiting? It happens when you're at the bedside caring for a patient.
@jacquegabrielle8951
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
My conspiracy theory friends believe #shirmp that are harvested near undersea bases are radioactive. Just sayin'.👽😎✌️
@sKitZoBonKa
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
Just play radioactive by imagine dragons throughout the store 😉
@celem91
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
You are actually bombarded by a lot of ionising radiation each day from natural sources. You get blasted in sunlight, thats why you burn. You also absorb a lot being emitted by the ground and then a bunch from your food. This is all baseline, thats normal. Every plant that grows is radioactive because the soil is. All natural, this would be the case if man never arose
The artifical component of this is a couple of % over your yearly dose. All our weapons tests, medical devices, spills, chernobyl etc. That leaks into the background and raises our average.
Whats hazardous is coming into contact with an uncontrolled source. This is generally a result of negligence and can be exceptionally dangerous
@MandyMartyn-f2h
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
The best milk is straight from a cow ❤
@amandasylvester8624
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
Dammit… now I want Thai food
@LesleeScopick
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
My little sister bought some!
She never buys shrimp but was making Shrimp Cocktail to take to a weekend get together with like 8 to 10 chicks!
I wasn't going.
I can't travel, due to a case of old creaky bones!😂
I saw it on the news a couple days before she left!
None of the other girls had seen it either!
They joked and said, it would've been cool to see if they would glow at night if they had eaten it!
It's just a good thing I'm the big sister!🤪
@turtlezen4292
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
Josh! This was amazingly hysterically funny. You are such a good storyteller…but you missed the opportunity to name this video "Mr. Shrimp goes to Washington."
@Mrs.BlAzeNpi
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
😭I'm litterally crying laughing so hard I am glad your still alive after that 😂 I had to pause at 21:18 because im trying to calm down 😅
@matguy1000
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
you live rent free in portland, josh.
@hankspalding4433
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
Blessings Josh you thoroughly understand the talent 🙏❤️🔥🌄🙌📚📚📚📚📚🎼✍️💖🤣😂😭😁😀🫠🥳🤔😂📚📚🙌🎼 🎨🙏❤️🔥 you that fire my dude 😎🙏❤️🔥🌄 🙏
@tzisorey
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
Sounds to me that you had plenty of warning to roll the window down.
@singingshaman3560
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
Josh I adore your comedy. But raw milk is the healthiest milk you can drink. It just can't be mass produced for greedy corporations. Raw goat milk is delicious.
@alexbagbutt6984
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
Brazil nuts are radioactive naturally. A bag in an airport can set off the iaotope readers.
@JahFur
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
Someone needs to animate the shrimp story
@kari-gs4eq
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
Been bingeing shows the last few months. I think this is my favorite story. Rewatching now
@dianahunter3555
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
You bring me so much joy, and stomach pain 😲🤗🤣
@CMBell1985
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
Josh youre style is going to be aped for the next few decades. The way you weave stories together is brilliant.
@ModernStandUp_26
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 am
😂😂😂😂
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