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Pete Hegseth AGREES With CRAZY Pastor Who Wants to Enslave Women & Turn America Into a Theocracy

Hysteria | August 28, 2025



Erin and Alyssa dish on Pete Hegseth’s praises for his bigoted pastor, Donald Trump’s messy takeover of DC’s police, and roast Katie Miller’s ridiculous new podcast for conservative moms.

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CHAPTERS
0:00 – Kim Davis trying to overturn same sex marriage
2:00 – Pete Hegseth
14:36 – Ad break
20:43 – Trump’s DC takeover
40:13 – Ad break
45:28 – Sani/Petty

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Comments

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  1. @petebens5283

    August 28, 2025 at 7:33 pm

    Who wants any religion if it is being run by evil manipulating men who only want to enslave the masses if this devil worshiper wants to live in the past fine remove everything that has made his life better in the last 2 hundred years see how he gets on

  2. @miket.2879

    August 28, 2025 at 7:33 pm

    I'm homing in on what you're saying about the National Guard and Marines assigned to police duties in DC and LA.
    Not following unconstitutional orders, and generally protesting the government.

    Look at history ladies. When the Soviet Union collapsed, at first the military was in the streets confronting protesters,, then they finally decided to join the protesters and turned on the government.
    The same happened in Romania when Nicolae Ceaușescu was eventually executed by his own military following nationwide protests by the civilian population.

    Don't think Trump will be so safe if he tries to forcibly hold office after his 2nd term is up.

    Don't think the January 6th protesters are the only Americans willing to get wild if the wrong things are happening for too long.

  3. @miket.2879

    August 28, 2025 at 7:33 pm

    To begin, I am blue eyes white man, and to some degree a male chauvinist.
    I wouldn't care less if they took away women's right to vote, and outlawed homosexual marriage, I find"birth control abortions" (distinct from medically necessary abortions) deplorable; among other things.

    I'm all for a male dominated, macho army. Although keep in mind, no is macho crouching in a fox hole during an artillery barrage. Everybody in that circumstance needs a diaper.

    Having said all that, here is what I also believe.

    It's OK for women to vote. Why not?
    A person's religion is their own private business. I believe in freedom of religion as well as freedom from religion. Religion is no place for public schools. Public school is for everybody's kids. Regardless of their parents religion or lack there of.

    Also, I strongly question our governments involvement in homosexual relationships. As if they don't have more pressing issues.
    I myself have no appreciation for homosexuality. But I don't want law enforcement after them, or for their kinky sex to be outlawed. If two men want suck and hump each other, why the he'll should I care? Just go in your house and do your nasty thing like everybody else. It's none of my business.

  4. @FWelke

    August 28, 2025 at 7:33 pm

    Only country in the world trying to go back to the stone age, or re-live the 3rd Reich, everyone else in the world see's this the only place that doesn't is the "Best country in the world" (sarcasm)

  5. @johnshumaker1194

    August 28, 2025 at 7:33 pm

    Holy hell, that’s why they cut the session short! They did a bunch of shady shit first, but they just didn’t want to be in DC when they did the takeover, just in case Americans America-ed.

  6. @itisimatadvc

    August 28, 2025 at 7:33 pm

    He is legit crazy in the worst possible way.
    He is not of sound mind and therefore not fit for public office.
    But that's not a big deal to some Americans, practically a requirement 😂

  7. @ChadKissinger-ft2uy

    August 28, 2025 at 7:33 pm

    That pos pastor reminds me of the bs pillow guy..what to do with these creeps? Keep them where they belong and flush regularly because they keep floating to the surface and putting out unbearable stench.

  8. @sofianandama1946

    August 28, 2025 at 7:33 pm

    I so appreciate you going off on a tear at the beginning of this.

    That is absolutely what they’re doing. It’s almost so ham handed that it’s hard to see, after years of people at least trying to hide their bigotry within civilized conversations .

    It almost feels like a bad cartoon. It’s hard to take seriously.

    It’s like the caveman cartoon character burst out of the cave with it club, and starts ransacking the Village

    But it’s like paving over the Rose garden. The desecration of femininity is the point. The cruelty is the point.

  9. @erichaist826

    August 28, 2025 at 7:33 pm

    Definitely guys that don't wash their assholes. No sane woman would want to be around these idiots. People who join this church get a thrill out of suppressing other people's happiness. Talk about moving back into the 1800s.

  10. @johnwilliamson1244

    August 28, 2025 at 7:33 pm

    GI Joe is actually remarkable progressive for its time. Hegseth isn't in their mold at all. He'd never have made it being outranked by a woman and taking field orders from a black dude.

  11. @mshepard2264

    August 28, 2025 at 7:33 pm

    I bet Philly will be next because they know it will be violent and they will get their news propaganda of someone throwing a brick at a ICE agent. Then they will send the whole army…..

  12. @mshepard2264

    August 28, 2025 at 7:33 pm

    why would anyone serve and put their lives on the line if they are going to break the deal as soon as it’s convenient politically. They are going to have recruitment problem like never before.

  13. @Chicken-dq9zg

    August 28, 2025 at 7:33 pm

    As far as how many times Kimmy has been married, religion has her covered, cuz once you’re a believer, you get a new downstairs, making one a virgin again. 😵‍💫😵‍💫.

  14. @OliveWeitzel

    August 28, 2025 at 7:33 pm

    YOU DID NOT EVEN LISTEN to what Pete Hegseth really said!
    One man & one woman does NOT EQUAL same-sex partners! Same sex partners is simply an un-natural action with dirty filthy sickening behavior against the partner! There is not one single atome of respect for the other person. Its all about ego & lust .

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