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Their infant is potty trained and they don’t have anything in the house that’s plastic?! SCREEEEEWWW THEM! Sign up to my Patreon for behind the scenes bloopers and early access to videos here: https://www.patreon.com/julienolke
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Hamilton – Sep 5
Actors: Julie Nolke & Gina Phillips ( IG: ginalouisephillips)
Writer: Julie Nolke & Sam Larson
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Editor: Alec McKay
@GinaPhillipsTV
March 13, 2026 at 10:10 pm
It’s fun to dabble in the child world and then blissfully step out of it and continue my life LOVE YOU JULES (CAN I CALL YOU THAT?)
@ktiffany5904
March 13, 2026 at 10:10 pm
I was breastfeeding my first newborn and surprised the nurse hadn't brought me my baby when he woke up during the night. I assumed he's been given a bottle and insisted he sleep in my room, not in the nursery. I didn't get a wink, but he did indeed sleep through the night from birth. I didn't believe it was possible
Different story with the second child though.
🤣
Thank you Julie for the laughs.
@pgy8863
March 13, 2026 at 10:10 pm
So Canadian!
@ibnBobby80
March 13, 2026 at 10:10 pm
This was so toxic, I had to subscribe.
@tunafarrell2067
March 13, 2026 at 10:10 pm
Both of my kids slept through the night at two months. We had issues (one was a biter and the other got constant ear infections), but we did have it easy in some areas.
@JimMaherActor
March 13, 2026 at 10:10 pm
'They have no plastic in the house' is the dart to 'live, laugh, love' I thrive on. Die, cry, loathe is our motto at our house!😊
@JonBrase
March 13, 2026 at 10:10 pm
I know I was sleeping through thunderstorms pretty early on, but my parents only managed no screens for the first few years because I was born in the 80s, and we are a shamelessly plasticful household.
@strokesdogs
March 13, 2026 at 10:10 pm
Love how you cannot say hell but whaleshit is ok.
@SensSword
March 13, 2026 at 10:10 pm
Getting a big O during child birth? Was that baby cannon dilated to 20 centimeters or something? The baby on the way out bounced like a bowling ball down a bumper lane thrown by a toddler?
@worthy79
March 13, 2026 at 10:10 pm
When your baby/ toddler can’t sleep through the night it’s because they have a very active brain that is developing well.
@superclevername
March 13, 2026 at 10:10 pm
Lol
@86Corvus
March 13, 2026 at 10:10 pm
this thing is anti – perenting propaganda. nothing of these issues is a problem, parenting is fun ESPECIALLY with a toddler.
@marcbiosa-roberteau7061
March 13, 2026 at 10:10 pm
My daughter slept 10 hours a night since day 1 and she still does at 15y old. Sorry, girl ! 😂
@AussieCanadian88
March 13, 2026 at 10:10 pm
Hahahaha for real sleeps through the night 😂😂😂 such a load of bs 🤣
@LoganRexus
March 13, 2026 at 10:10 pm
Now I’m wondering how things are going with my 3 month old niece
@dpmeyer4867
March 13, 2026 at 10:10 pm
so true
@TheLionPear
March 13, 2026 at 10:10 pm
I’m vibing hard with this schadenfreude 😂
@yourmomsbff7670
March 13, 2026 at 10:10 pm
My daughter is almost 2. She sleeps through the night, every night. I can count on one hand the amount of times she's woke up in the middle of the night since she was 10 weeks.
Yes my baby is better than yours, and I will happily throw it into yours and everyone else's faces whenever I get the chance.
Maybe have better kids next time, sorry not sorry.
@Swagg3r3d
March 13, 2026 at 10:10 pm
This felt like real life
@ivyrose9360
March 13, 2026 at 10:10 pm
With my first, I didn’t get any morning sickness, so I shut right up when other moms are swapping first trimester horror stories. HOWEVER, I did get about 3 migraines a week instead which was also very debilitating. Second kid I got more nausea and less migraines.
@OkraGarden
March 13, 2026 at 10:10 pm
With some of my kids I had easy pregnancies and they started sleeping through the night at 2 months old and would put themselves down for naps as toddlers. Then I had nightmare hospital bedrest pregnancies and kids that screamed and cried all day for years and did not sleep through the night until I kid you not 8 years old.
@bloozism
March 13, 2026 at 10:10 pm
Now of my kids slept through the night till 1 year old
@HopeB555
March 13, 2026 at 10:10 pm
Lol. My 3 week old sleeps through the night. Then he cluster feeds literally all day and barely naps to make up for it. I can't get anything done. Oh and he broke my tailbone on the way out so I am OUCH
@JFlogerzi
March 13, 2026 at 10:10 pm
Both my kids slept threw night by 3 months
@SaskiAvsCoOkiE
March 13, 2026 at 10:10 pm
My son is 9 months old and every time when someone asks me if he sleep through, I want to punch them in the face. So thanks for this video, it helps 😂
@Treeeagle92
March 13, 2026 at 10:10 pm
When you have four kids and plan on more and people give you that look lol im a glutton for punishment.
@Vex-MTG
March 13, 2026 at 10:10 pm
We were these parents. At least when it came to sleeping (6 hours by 3 weeks old) and eating (real food and loved diversity by 5 months).
The rest of it… Yeah, screw those people
@elle_ee_dee714
March 13, 2026 at 10:10 pm
As a mom to a six month old who was very difficult for his first three months, I feel this. Thank you for making me feel seen. ❤
@kelseystickney8663
March 13, 2026 at 10:10 pm
It would be nice if your comedy doesn’t continually 0:02 fall into the “mom” category. You’re genuinely funny, don’t stoop to bad trends.
@gtgangwon
March 13, 2026 at 10:10 pm
I was putting down my two month old theeuthrrdeeyyy
@jasaye14
March 13, 2026 at 10:10 pm
Babies can actually die if they regularly sleep through the night due to under-nutrition so she may not be winning as much as you initially thought!
@joshuahoover6841
March 13, 2026 at 10:10 pm
As someone whose daughter immediately slept through the night with almost zero issues through toddlerhood, THEN three years later, I got the child from hell.I feel your pain, but I also know I feel imogens bliss 😄
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