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PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE YOGA INSTRUCTOR

Julie Nolke | January 6, 2026



Just because they don’t say it doesn’t mean they’re not thinking it… all the things your yoga teacher wishes they could say.

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  1. @maddymanly2610

    January 6, 2026 at 3:47 am

    100% why even though the yoga chicks are hot. I don’t wanna sleep with any of them. They’re hollow character flaws are what they should be working on in yoga and yet they’re just focused on being flexible. Dry yoga scum.

  2. @HilaryPea

    January 6, 2026 at 3:47 am

    Your flexibility leads others to jealously, which leads to the Dark Side. Thanks for your help in creating criminals! it is much appreciated,

  3. @claire2088

    January 6, 2026 at 3:47 am

    you missed the part when I'm in agony (stretching or jsut holding a pose until my muscles dieee) and the instructor says "you should feel a gentle warmth as your muscles stretch" NO BITCH I'M DYING

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