Obnoxious Things People Say

When someone asks me how I'm doing, and I say I'm doing okay, and they ask why I'm not doing great.

What you said about bisexuality YES. Also what I get allot is "how do you know you're bisexual?? you've only dated men/are more attracted to men than women. you're just straight."
Yeah thanks. You know exactly what's going on in my head. :/ XD

"Just be yourself." I have absolutely nothing against people being themselves and believing in themselves and not lying to themselves about who they are etc., but the context of this phrase is what usually puts me off when paired with the people saying it. Most of the time, it is used in a general reference of self-acceptance to advocate higher self-esteem and whatnot. I am currently in high school, so this context appears frequently enough. However, the people saying the phrase usually affect others in forms of social subjugation (buzzwords galore). What I am trying to say is that everyone within the community of people that I hear saying this phrase to "be yourself" also downplays forms of individuality. Example: students advocate this concept (in my opinion because they're generally egotistical and self-righteous which doesn't take away from the validity of the phrase), yet they subsequently act condescendingly to forms of individuality. I myself experience this daily. I am not particularly a deranged or eccentric person, but I express what little individuality I have through silly clothing articles such as pokemon hats. I understand that it is a little nerdy, but I am okay with it because it is part of my interests and part of who I am. Yet, these same people who once advocated me to be myself now look at me with contorted and occasionally disgusted faces. I just think its a shame that I enjoy the concept of the phrase, but cannot stand it in use because of the people misusing it.

"You'll change your mind about not wanting children."
"I didn't want kids when I was your age but now I do."

I think my number one most obnoxious phrase has to be "If I can do it, anyone can do it". Everyone has different skill sets, talents, abilities, and capabilities. Just because you can juggle doesn't mean I can juggle. I may just not have the capability to be that dextrous and coordinated. On the other hand, I've always been intellectually advanced and artistically skilled. Does that mean I should expect that everyone should be able to be as educated as I am or as artistically inclined as I?
In the same vein, I hate the added bit to the phrase "it's so easy". As in "It's so easy, if I can do it, anyone can do it". To me, that seems to imply that the person is simple, and therefore sets a low standard for the difficulty of the task. As if to say "I'm a moron, and my intelligence is at the bottom of the functionality chart. So if I can do this task that is so simple that I can do it, anyone of equal or greater intelligence can do it".

Oh my god, you're like the black Shane Dawson. Giving advice, talking about your hair, etc. I just noticed all of those similarities. lol

"if you just love yourself more it'll work itself out fine!"

People who say this… Really need… Food poisoning so that I can tell them that they would've gotten food poisoning if they just love themselves more.

"When will I ever need to know this?"

I'm a Youtube snob.

"I cant even"

Being disabled the most obnoxious thing I find people saying is "But such and such a person can do this why can't you" or "They have to make everything acessable to you"

"Well, I guess we can agree to disagree" irritates me to the core. It is always coming from someone who is completely narrow-minded. If you cannot agree that I am right about something don't use that line- take it as a challenge to prove me wrong!
Another and probably the most obnoxious thing that comes out of a idiots mouth is "What-eveeeeer…" That word, spoken drawn out, will get you on my list…
I am not opinionated, I am educated.

It depends on your point of view what is obnoxious and what isn't. But yeah, a lot of the phrases you pointed out were pretty obnoxious.

"You probably already knew that."

"Needless to say" is one of my least favorite things to hear, because if it were needless to say YOU WOULDN'T NEED TO SAY IT IN THE FIRST PLACE! sighs

Most obnoxious things people say: 
"Plenty of fish in the sea"

Well, I don't fuck fish

"If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys" = "If rock n roll came from the blues, why do I still get the blues?" 

Yep. I'm stealing that.

Next time you hear someone say Bisexuality does not exist look up their likes on Facebook or on their MP3 and say they can not like two things they like. Also I am a beer snob I say that and not because I am proud of it, Budweiser sucks objective fact that's just me though. 

I would like to point out another obnoxious statement. "no offense but…"