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Newsboyz – Hulkster in Heaven

WKUK: Whitest Kids U’ Know | November 14, 2025

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  1. @zym6687

    November 14, 2025 at 3:30 pm

    Hogan told a story about bringing Simon Cowell to the United States:

    “He came to help with the wrestling album. Long story. I’ll make it short. I was in Wembley Stadium and I saw a lot of Make-A-Wish kids. It was me, Michael Jackson, Mr. T. It was all the Make-A-Wish kids during the 80s and 90s. I had a kid there that was in rough shape. The EMTs were with him and he was on the stretcher and you know, his body odor and stuff, it had a smell to it that I hadn’t smelled in a while. Not bad, but it was just a different type of smell. I really wasn’t sure what it was and the parents were freaking out. They were Hulkamaniacs. I told the doctors and EMTs you know, ‘The kid is in kind of trouble here, you know? So let me say my goodbyes and give him a hug and kiss him. I got a nice place for him out at ringside at Wembley Stadium and it was all roped off.’ So I went to wrestle and I kept looking, I kept looking, and the kid wasn’t there. So when I came back from wrestling, I was the last person to wrestle in the main event. I said, ‘What happened to the family out there?’ They said the kid passed away.”

    “So when I found out the kid passed away, my manager Jimmy Hart, The Mouth of the South, he used to be in a band too. He had a couple of number one hit songs here in the States and I played music before. So we stayed up all night and we wrote 12 songs for the kid’s family. I didn’t know anybody in the UK. and Jimmy knew somebody from Select Records and they got a hold of Simon Cowell. He produced a little album for us and it went number one on Billboard for eight weeks and we gave, donated the money to the family.”

  2. @graydenday3760

    November 14, 2025 at 3:30 pm

    Almost made a pretty dark joke there but lets not forget what Evan Dando once said in an interview…

    "What has Eric Clapton ever done for music besides throw his baby out a window and written a song about it."

    Thats dark.

  3. @TivoDelNato

    November 14, 2025 at 3:30 pm

    Rest in piss, Hulk.

    Also rest in piss Trevor, but only if he was like into piss. Like consentingly piss on Trevor’s grave, but only if he was into that, which I have no evidence to believe he was. If anyone knows if Trevor Moore was into pissplay, please let me know and also send hentai fan art of Trevor Moore doing piss stuff. Respectfully of course, like in memoriam.

  4. @megatedassaultituary6783

    November 14, 2025 at 3:30 pm

    This is unreal, I came upon this vid laughing my bitt off exactly the day before he fell ill it was announced he's in the ICU ..about a month ago. I was hoping to God nothing should happen to the Hulkster himself…what cruel strange timing. This entire week has been utter bs, took a severe beating with Ozzy gone and now Hulkster…the world is officially going to sht.. i mean it always was but it's gonna get worse. On a positive note, with Trevor being greeted by these two it would make for some wicked content lmfao. Long Live All three 🦇✌️💪🤙

  5. @rileypilled

    November 14, 2025 at 3:30 pm

    Correction: hulkster in heaven was actually released as a tribute to james bulger. i promise i am not making this up. this makes the song like, 10x worse because hulk hogan heard about this horrible tragedy and this dead kid and was like "shit, time to pick the shittiest horn preset on the keyboard"

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