New Year, New Me
We’re sexy, sober, and full of water. Who wouldn’t want to be us?
Thank you to the wonderful and hilarious Gwynne Phillips and Briana Templeton for writing, producing, and starring in this hilarious sketch. Gwynne and Briana are an AMAZING comedy duo, check out their work below!
Templeton Philharmonic: https://www.instagram.com/templetonphil/
Gwynne Phillips: https://www.instagram.com/gwynne.phillips/
Briana Templeton: https://www.instagram.com/brianatempleton/
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Actors: Gwynne Phillips, Briana Templeton
Writer: Gwynne Phillips, Briana Templeton
Camera: Sam Larson
Editor: Alec McKay
@pigpjs
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
So many great quotes! Also loved that the 24 hours a day did not include sleep and no one mentioned that
@JK-dv3qe
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
awesome! (hope the hostage situation resolves itself) other than that HAPPY NEW YEAR!
@andrescastillo7328
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
Incredibly hilarious, Hope Julie has an amazing new year and makes more sketches with these two women 😂👏👏👏
@ubbeus
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
Wait are future you’d milk drinkers?
@gilbertgarcia3486
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
A special trip to Des Moines. 🤣🤣🤣 I just had the picture of the Wayne's World skit of Delaware run through my head. Absolutely on point with this one! Happy New Year! 🥳
@tonychen76
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
To Julie-The-Hostage: Tell me more about Manateelac.
@ELWOOD..
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
Hostage situation, what a bummer. Happy New Year!!
@d.t.4523
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
Splendid. I always knew Phil would make it teaching harmonica classes! You go Phil.
@Jeshka5
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
Oh my gosh i literally put up a music cover and talked about “loving yourself” 😎👍🏼
@ToddPlotzwaddle
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
Three days ago the youtube decided I'd been doom scrolling long enough and unlocked Julie on my feed. This might be an OK year!…Looking forward to more! 👏🤪😜🤪👏
@jobielifehappens7102
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
We love all of you!
@jeffreyfaul4681
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
for your live shows do you have handicapped seating as I have degenerative dick disease. if not can i just send you my money ? do you have any porn channels….I would like to sell some MRI's I have of my feet. do you have cameras at your shows or at your house ?
@patdaley9098
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
Omigod! This is genius, about the best thing you have ever done!! I laughed and laughed!
@356z
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
Dont go woke or you go broke.
Surgery and injections are not the answer.
Citizens first.
@TurtlesOnIce
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
I don't mind Julie being held hostage, but is Mirror Julie ok?
@markfinn4727
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
❤
@sfuta2005
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
Great job, ladies 😂
@TempletonPhil
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
Poor Joan from accounting 🧾
@LimeyRedneck
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
Dear Julie, hope you escape very soon, your guests looked after us very well and I 💚 manatees!! 🦭
@DistracticusPrime
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
The hostage negotiator had me send this message to Julie: "Your captors are too charismatic and engaging, this might take a while. So we are sending water, kelp smoothies, and Manatelac to help you endure for the duration. Stay strong!"
@Rastlov
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
Julie who, now? Doesn't ring a bell.
@michaellangille4608
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
Would be funny if they were legit holding her hostage, tied up in a basement, and reading her all of the comments as torture….
@jmsa2760
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
Well, to the hostage, hold on, that kidnapper will grow up. Eventually. Good luck with everything 🙂
@2nd-place
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
So is this turning into a channel where she mainly hosts other performers and gets a cut of the profits? If so imma bounce.
@jnewcomb
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
That…was…BRILLIANT! A dark, hilarious spin-off of the Telling My Past Self About the Pandemic series! I strangely miss those. But don't hold Julie hostage too long, we need her in these trying times!
@Lew114
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
Please release Julie! The world needs her humor in these trying times!
@rahulb.4925
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
hilarious
@rufescens
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
Well, I for one am glad you've decided not to zither your life away.
@MimiHerr-u3z
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
des moines? iowa? theres nothing good there…
@seaninness334
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
" … it's taken rectally."
"Ew"
LOL!
@stolenspoon
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
Who are these people is this channel hacked
@arielle2745
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
Hang in there, Julie! Sending you manatee milk for your ransom. ( seriously, loved the Templetons!) Happy New Year!✨💫🎉🎇🎊
@criminolorgia
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
I thought the blonde girl was actually Julie bloated from Manatelac. Sorry.
@kennethmurphy8585
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
Soooooo awesome. 🙏🏻 thank you for this surprise
@Rkcuddles
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 am
Meh. Julie’s funnier.
Lol just saw you ski g for messages for her, hope you read this one
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