My toddler is out of control COMPILATION
Oh boy!! Toddlers!!! Enjoy this toddler and parenting themed compilation.
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00:00 Perfect parents can go to h3ll https://youtu.be/brtcZFHW0P4
02:40 DON’T WAKE THE BABY!!! https://youtu.be/X__FBUpoNT0
06:33 Negotiating with my toddler https://youtu.be/yNbz6f5dMLE
10:17 Her toddler roped me into a pyramid scheme https://youtu.be/Fa7RxeYNUTw
14:18 My toddler is unhinged https://youtube.com/shorts/b9kUPa7xS28?feature=share
15:29 People who spell things around their kids https://youtu.be/ifTM1C_F238
18:21 Feeding my toddler https://youtube.com/shorts/aBeLvNFGEQE?si=CX0tc5v44vK5hJKq
Editor: Sam Larson

@EntifAI
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
OMFG, TOO real. You SLAY at this. My youngest just turned 4, and I show this to her and my 7 y/o.
"See this, honey? Yeah, that's you! This is how YOU act all day long, haha!" And we laugh, and laugh…
@LGW27
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
Timestamp 2:38 For my baby shower, a friend bought me a portable bassinet. She told me that if I keep him with me throughout the day, that even when he's sleeping he will be use to household noises. It worked. We never had to worry about it.
@Harry_Jervis
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
Is this the point Mirror Julie was born?
@zeriousvolt1245
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
How have I missed this excellent actress? I'm now bingewatching all previous episodes.
👍🥰🌹
@MAMP
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
That hand touch at 1:41 like “fuck off” is hilarious 😂
@greggrundle8853
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
Keep up the great work❤❤❤❤
@lexibrowning7447
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
Dear Ms. Nolke,
I think I'd be in the majority when I say that I would really like you to make a sequel to the "“Explaining the Pandemic to My Past Self" series and maybe call it “Explaining the POST-Pandemic to My Past Self.” We Americans really need the comfort those videos gave us during the Pandemic — if only to just have a brief moment of clarity and reflection as our country topples.
Sincerely, one of the last Americans
@ryandarthnihilu6090
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
Everything I've seen on, on Hutta and Sebaddon, confirms my worst fears. Sebaddon is responding to the threat you all represent by ramping up production. It must be stopped before the contagion spreads. Since neither Empire nor Republic can single-handedly destroy this menace with the resources available right now, you must work together to see it done."
―Dao Stryver
@DaveDave-e4t
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
Can anyone tell me why Julie's presumably natural blonde hair disappeared to brown, or was it actually the other way 'round?
@CMDR_B0B
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
For properly referring to the act as "Birthing my Spawn"….
… you have been awarded 42 KeelPoints. internbob (my Spawn and Organically Produced Unpaid Intern) will make sure to record this on your Permanent Record (as is Tradition).
As the Official Liaison for the 🎶 Amazonian Space Pirates 🎶, The Girls pass on their well wishes as well as regrets that you will remain in the Pirate Mom Reservist Corps.
Oh , and (Captain) Mirror Julie says hi. She just got her own crew.
Have Fun&Post Dangerous
Keelback Marketing Division'Only ship in the Galaxy to come equipped with a soul 😇'@celestialsalamander
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
It's Gender flipped Ryan.
Julie has a son. Ryan has a Gyno-child. So the kids are also opposite gender. Also, Julie has a husband and Ryan has a wife.
The whole family is gender flipped.
@ViggoHinrichsen
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
Please Jolie… please make a time machine video again connecting back to the good old Covid times where the world still was nice and normal 😁 The old Jolie won't believe hear ears.
Best wishes from Denmark. I love your videos.
If you agree plese upvote this post.
@josefins3675
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
Watching this as my 1yo digs through the recycling and chews on an old mik carton for the fifth time today 😑
@davidguffey
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
I didn’t see the second one about the parents waking up the baby when it came out. But if I had, I would have asked Nat if she was using Julie to help parent train Christian.
@scottspilis1940
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
All well chosen excerpts from the “Why I Never Had Kids” manual.
@royberger2259
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
Send your kid to a learing centre.
@sblsbl7600
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
Hi Julie, I think I saw you in a commercial playing a bride.
@MrNumbers88
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
Congratulations on the new spawn! 🙂
@marshaburrows8714
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
Congrats! 🎉❤🎉❤ This is so real.
@treymarcum
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
Watching this next to my restless 22 mo old hoping he’ll get into a deep sleep so I can go Back to bed
@PTRMAN
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
Hilarious!! You've obviously been through the wringer….,
@oonwing
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
Your glow is so cool….
@wadewilson524
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
Very happy for you! Many of us whose kids are grown are insanely jealous. Others probably aren’t. Congratulations!
@ojmatthew
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
I've never seen the S-P-E-L-L-I-N-G skit before 😅 I also found it amusing when Julie turned around showing the mic clipped to her back. 18:15 as a p-e-r-f-e-c-t-i-o-n-i-s-t I would've hid that with a pickup shot walking away.
@morisn
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
Congratulations 🎉🎉
@Rkcuddles
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
Looks like you did your research before popping one
@swistedfilms
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
Okay, you've convinced me. I want children.
Can you recommend any recipes?
@Lwize
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
Lies. All lies.
Toddlers are angels.
@jobielifehappens7102
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
So excited to see this! Congratulations!!
@disemvowel4846
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
Protip for any new parents watching for solidarity: bone conducting headphones are a godsend for those long, lonely nights of nursing or just rocking baby to sleep, especially in the first few months.
You get to enjoy youtube/music/whatever without worrying about missing a sound from baby or feeling like youre ignoring them.
@maggiemacha5552
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
Happy maternity leave 🎉 Happy New Year 🎊 Congratulations on your 2nd precious bundle of joy 💝 I enjoyed this genius compilation!
@AnnaAnna-uc2ff
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
Your kids are going to be soo….
@Mama_Bear524
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
So so accurate 😂
@HighHeelKnight
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
Congratulations 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@j.Rod1000
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
😂👍
@AnnaAnna-uc2ff
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
Thanks.
@AllOverButTheCrying
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
Gina is so hot. Keep her coming.
@RaverHates
July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am
You have Quality Street?!?!