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My toddler is out of control COMPILATION

Julie Nolke | July 7, 2026



Oh boy!! Toddlers!!! Enjoy this toddler and parenting themed compilation.

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00:00 Perfect parents can go to h3ll https://youtu.be/brtcZFHW0P4
02:40 DON’T WAKE THE BABY!!! https://youtu.be/X__FBUpoNT0
06:33 Negotiating with my toddler https://youtu.be/yNbz6f5dMLE
10:17 Her toddler roped me into a pyramid scheme https://youtu.be/Fa7RxeYNUTw
14:18 My toddler is unhinged https://youtube.com/shorts/b9kUPa7xS28?feature=share
15:29 People who spell things around their kids https://youtu.be/ifTM1C_F238
18:21 Feeding my toddler https://youtube.com/shorts/aBeLvNFGEQE?si=CX0tc5v44vK5hJKq

Editor: Sam Larson

Written by Julie Nolke

Comments

This post currently has 38 comments.

  1. @EntifAI

    July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am

    OMFG, TOO real. You SLAY at this. My youngest just turned 4, and I show this to her and my 7 y/o.

    "See this, honey? Yeah, that's you! This is how YOU act all day long, haha!" And we laugh, and laugh…

  2. @LGW27

    July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am

    Timestamp 2:38 For my baby shower, a friend bought me a portable bassinet. She told me that if I keep him with me throughout the day, that even when he's sleeping he will be use to household noises. It worked. We never had to worry about it.

  3. @lexibrowning7447

    July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am

    Dear Ms. Nolke,

    I think I'd be in the majority when I say that I would really like you to make a sequel to the "“Explaining the Pandemic to My Past Self" series and maybe call it “Explaining the POST-Pandemic to My Past Self.” We Americans really need the comfort those videos gave us during the Pandemic — if only to just have a brief moment of clarity and reflection as our country topples.

    Sincerely, one of the last Americans

  4. @ryandarthnihilu6090

    July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am

    Everything I've seen on, on Hutta and Sebaddon, confirms my worst fears. Sebaddon is responding to the threat you all represent by ramping up production. It must be stopped before the contagion spreads. Since neither Empire nor Republic can single-handedly destroy this menace with the resources available right now, you must work together to see it done."
    ―Dao Stryver

  5. @CMDR_B0B

    July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am

    For properly referring to the act as "Birthing my Spawn"….

    … you have been awarded 42 KeelPoints. internbob (my Spawn and Organically Produced Unpaid Intern) will make sure to record this on your Permanent Record (as is Tradition).

    As the Official Liaison for the 🎶 Amazonian Space Pirates 🎶, The Girls pass on their well wishes as well as regrets that you will remain in the Pirate Mom Reservist Corps.

    Oh , and (Captain) Mirror Julie says hi. She just got her own crew.

    Have Fun&Post Dangerous

    Keelback Marketing Division 'Only ship in the Galaxy to come equipped with a soul 😇'

  6. @ViggoHinrichsen

    July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am

    Please Jolie… please make a time machine video again connecting back to the good old Covid times where the world still was nice and normal 😁 The old Jolie won't believe hear ears.

    Best wishes from Denmark. I love your videos.

    If you agree plese upvote this post.

  7. @davidguffey

    July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am

    I didn’t see the second one about the parents waking up the baby when it came out. But if I had, I would have asked Nat if she was using Julie to help parent train Christian.

  8. @ojmatthew

    July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am

    I've never seen the S-P-E-L-L-I-N-G skit before 😅 I also found it amusing when Julie turned around showing the mic clipped to her back. 18:15 as a p-e-r-f-e-c-t-i-o-n-i-s-t I would've hid that with a pickup shot walking away.

  9. @disemvowel4846

    July 7, 2026 at 9:28 am

    Protip for any new parents watching for solidarity: bone conducting headphones are a godsend for those long, lonely nights of nursing or just rocking baby to sleep, especially in the first few months.

    You get to enjoy youtube/music/whatever without worrying about missing a sound from baby or feeling like youre ignoring them.

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