Matteo Lane Screams Through Shift At Midnight
Today Donnie, Simmer and I tried out a new scary game and it was something. We hope you enjoy the chaos. ENJOY!
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@codes4coffee64
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
Lethal Company. You guys should definitely play that next. Also, look at Schedule 1. It’s not a horror game, but it’s really fun to play with a group of friends.
@CarelessCo
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
Would love to see you guys play Resident Evil 2 or 7! 🖤
@Bdv-ts8yd
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
You should play repo or funnel runners
@ooscardls
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
You should play Until Dawn
@ErisRift
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
“Why are we still working?!” 😭💀
@karenkoontz4430
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
Y'all have no idea what you started!! If this doesn't become a weekly, uncut (tee hee) event? We shall resort to nefarious deeds to make it so! cackling in my most villainous Nick voice
@amiealien0
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
play Phasmophobia or Repo is surprisingly scary and its really sensitive to the in game mic/chat!
@good_its_mike
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
Matteo: “I have a glock”
@good_its_mike
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
“Oh yeah, real secure! One night I’ll belch and Stable Mabel here will blow my head off!” -Sophia Petrillo from The Golden Girls
@WTIM-TV13
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
This happened to me at Kmart when I worked there in 2001
@sara-sd5xv
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
God I love Donnie 🥹
@Howhaveyouben
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
And RACK EM… order uppp. Nick Mullen playing red dead redemption. That's what we need but you're a stand up and this is technically a video game so I'm supportive… The Sims is big, stardew valley, animal crossing… Girls love that shit…
@stephierossie
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
you should play human shaped! its similar to this one but the customers are much more creepy
@felizmar
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
i think there were so many rats because of all the dead bodies laying around the store 😂
@jindmand
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
Not Mateo only reading the first line of the Non Human Eradication job description.
@Internet_user777
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
Need to see them play the whole thing with NICK!!!!😂😂😂😂
@MeijinBruttomesso
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
"he works in the NBA!" hahah
@Fabhorrorgeekinct
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
Matteo finally gets to do what every retail worker dreams of.
@nectar7507
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
Hearing good things about asymmetrical horror game called Carnival Hunt.
@sgirlxyg
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
9:15 Nick is always present 😂😂😂😂
@Efayygee
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
Matteo just shooting and burning everything and everyone is wild
@godkingemperorpresidentceo
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
☝️😬 "sir." 💥
@cutekittensmeow
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
The scariest thing in the world is working customer service.
@dimsumlights
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
Just casually waiting for a taskmaster reference …
@Woe_Jake
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
“OH THIS BABYYYuh!! 😱”
@sandeepn94
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
This is why we can give gays guns
@StefG25
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
Matteo reached for the gun the gun the gun the gun
@cfccsm
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
Donnie did not hesitate one second before shooting that man pooping everywhere 😂😂😂😂
@Feldazir
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
"Sir we're not seeing customers today" 🤣
@mn_kr
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
shooting the guy who should they ring up bc of the "non-human" 😂 didnt hesitate lmao
@Goregalore420
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
0:41 umm…. My name is Greg Davis. 😳
@ShelbyZealand
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
I want them to play 5 Nights at Freddie's with Nick. 😂
@chanA6161
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
These gaming videos make my day 🤣🤣
@kp4636
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
Donnie: Is it raining blood?
Simmer: It is…
Matteo: Casually 😂
@rachelsalo6648
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
Greg Davies LOL!
@rachelsalo6648
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
"Sorry chubby"; Dawon's face when he's sulking after yelling at Basil; and Basil's maniacal grin after deciding to set off the trap always crack me up!!
@SnapCracklePop671
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
I really thought Matteo was gonna break out in one of the Chicago song when he started yelling "the gun, the gun"
@sorcereradventurer
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
Pokopia.
@red2846
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
😂😂😂 I don’t watch anyone else play video games. I laugh so hard every single time 😂 Thank you
@knucklepuppy824
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
Hey Matteo as a fellow Pokemon fan it would be cool to see you dona nuzlocke or play your favorite game (I love gen 5)!
@redhedgehogocarina
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
Y'all should play Funnel Runners! With Nick 😂
@nikeeweston
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
It’s like Nathan Lane in ‘The Birdcage’ shooting the Entity.
That is one homophobic entity man. We gotta see Nick do this. Just sitting clapping at his screen.
@nikeeweston
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
Matteo just living his best retail life shooting many customers. Thank god he was fired from ‘Michaels’
@OopsIDidItAgain_07
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
Matteo pulling out the gun reminds me of Nick's improv 😂😂
@TheMacacoco
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
Underappreciated comment: When Matteo is describing the tall monster with pale skin and a broken jaw
"It is Nick"
@poke_berto
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
Make Nick play this 🤣🤣🤣
@streetmermaid
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
project zomboid is really fun to play with friends~
@jackjekyll1186
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
excuse me sir, patiently waiting for the rest of flavor of love 😂❤️❤️❤️
@JustPlainNicki
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
‘Sir, we’re not serving anybody today’ proceeds to shoot person in the head!
Matteo ‘trigger happy’ Lane
@mariac.1543
August 10, 2026 at 9:22 pm
I absolutely lost it at "Is that Joe Biden?" 😂😂😂
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