Matteo Lane Roasts SPIRIT HALLOWEEN
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@emilyslicer2843
December 29, 2025 at 9:25 am
Why do we all have a childhood song about killing Barney 😅
@HarlequinnRose
December 29, 2025 at 9:25 am
2:00 not Matteo nerding out 😂
@instaperil
December 29, 2025 at 9:25 am
Love how he says enough with the cats and chooses the Avatar cat face
@kimothy1393
December 29, 2025 at 9:25 am
I named my dogs after Avatar TLAB. I have Bosco, Roku and Jet 🤣 I gotta be Toph for Halloween
@JizaiSupana4000
December 29, 2025 at 9:25 am
I have a Mariah Scary costume lol its so cute but very hot
@edienandy
December 29, 2025 at 9:25 am
I’ve never heard that version of the Barney song
@bjbackmon7431
December 29, 2025 at 9:25 am
I was a Barney stand when I was little had everything from the Pjs to the tapes on vcr playing 24hrs a day. If I would’ve heard that rumor there would’ve been no amount of consoling me 😂😂😂
@lanie917
December 29, 2025 at 9:25 am
The White Clam Seltzer got me. I know they have to avoid copyright but maybe consider the alternative is not actually better. lol
@Heyimvalarie18
December 29, 2025 at 9:25 am
I grew up in Sacramento (im a few years younger) and I remember hearing about Barney dying because his ac was out in his costume! Lol totally forgot till now, crazy how far that spread without the social media we currently have.
@jimbohr
December 29, 2025 at 9:25 am
The Mariah Carey of Halloween………………!!
@janettewong9900
December 29, 2025 at 9:25 am
2:54 THANK YOU
This whole movie didn’t have to happen. We didn’t need a sob story to justify her.
Sometimes you just have to crash out and swear an oath to kill a baby because you didn’t get invited to the social event of the season
If Gal Gadot hadn’t come around, Maleficent would easily have been considered the most disappointing live action villain because she doesn’t have the range. Even Melissa McCarthy, who has proven her ability to do campy silliness, was a better pick for her role as live action Ursula.
The Cruella movie is MUCH better in terms of unrepentant and justified cuntiness because like all the great live action antagonist villainesses, they got an amazing performer – Emma Thompson and they weren’t afraid to have Emma Stone lean into being shamelessly ambitious.
@Meta.Empress
December 29, 2025 at 9:25 am
The Halloween mask is based on a Richard Nixon mask turned inside out
@kristophernicholas743
December 29, 2025 at 9:25 am
Ok, for real, when I lived in Maryland, I would have a stick with a tennis ball on top stuck with duct tape! I would spin it around everywhere!!!
@Bluecollarbee
December 29, 2025 at 9:25 am
I had those chunky highlights
@The_Crucible714
December 29, 2025 at 9:25 am
Cleopatra in front of the Coliseum is somewhat believable because of her affair with Antony (he was from Rome.) However, a Pharaoh by the Coliseum is a stretch. World history is limited in China, where 6yos make those costumes.
@The_Crucible714
December 29, 2025 at 9:25 am
My aunt would sew me a “custom” ghost costume every year because… the dress
Gurl, I feel you. 😂
@Jenniferlynn6504
December 29, 2025 at 9:25 am
"Pick an accent" 😂 Thank you!
@emrqz7501
December 29, 2025 at 9:25 am
The biceps 🔥
@miakaori5306
December 29, 2025 at 9:25 am
The way I absolutely cannot focus with blank space in the background during the maleficent bit
@robertdonaghy4717
December 29, 2025 at 9:25 am
In Philly, we were singing” I love you you love me. That’s how we got HIV.”
@erikcareswell6768
December 29, 2025 at 9:25 am
IF we liked this.. OF COURSE we did! Luv ya! ❤❤❤❤❤
@ThisisBrandi
December 29, 2025 at 9:25 am
Not on my life would I ever, ever have guessed I’d be so into a video of you walking around spirit halloween. You should offer a paid shopping trip with you . I’d buy one!
@Shewhospeakesinverse
December 29, 2025 at 9:25 am
I clickes without looking at the date and didnt think to check until i heard the part abt not having a bf..lol may as well watch the rest
@Shewhospeakesinverse
December 29, 2025 at 9:25 am
Wait are halloween stores so small in nyc where they mix the kids and adults costumes or was it just the toy story endcap that had both. Ive nvr been in a store that mixed like that even for an endcap.
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