Matteo Lane Gives Advice (FULL SHOW)
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0:00 Intro
0:21 Peter
3:02 Dating A Straight Married Man
10:57 Finding Non Sociopaths In NYC
16:08 3 Dates In
18:12 French Men
22:08 Blocked On Grindr
22:36 Christian Texas
25:26 Ruining Post Sex Glow
27:42 British Dirty Talk
31:19 His Family Hates My BF
33:45 Italians
36:39 Refused To Stop Talking To Ex
38:52 One Week Of Gay Vacation
40:02 Dating In Chicago
41:38 Breaking Up With Multiple People
44:25 First Girlfriend
46:32 How To Get Biceps
46:45 Friends BF Is Boring
48:11 Should I Email My Ex Back?
50:26 Falling For Someone You Shouldn’t
@jasperdiscovers
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm
I have never seen a person doing what he just did. Straight up the best thing I've seen in ages
@angelface420
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm
That CeCe Winans and Whitney Houston
@angelface420
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm
HEARD —
@a-ms9760
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm
To the lady's question about cooking in exchange for sex. Yeah someone gave me a sandwich expecting the same thing.
@a-ms9760
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm
Thanks for putting subtitles for the audience on screen
@a-ms9760
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm
wow you sing so well!
@LeslieStinson
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm
7:06, the disappointment when you asked for more and he just said "yeah." 🤣🤣🤣
@MelissaDouris
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm
Dionne Warwick!! My mom loved her!!
@Shanetteisgreat
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm
I love that he’s got Texas right!!!. We don’t wear cowboy hats and ride horses we shoot stuff and love BBQ!! 💯 lol
@popclix
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm
please don't sing Lol
@Laurajhope
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm
i love how he kept saying “one more” like he was waiting for someone funny
@mollieh9054
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm
gio is nice w those threes! also they trippin tf out ain’t no way they got yall kicked out over sum petty shi!
@jogobo767
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm
I love me some Matteo! ❤❤❤
@ManyBirdz
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm
You lost me at animal cruelity. NOT FUNNY. 👎🏼
@ManyBirdz
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm
Do they just make carbon copies of this personality in NYC? Coz I know about a hundred gays with this exact same personality, attitude & sense of humor. Are these folks even real or authentic in any way?The corporate mainstream media makes everyone the same while they all pretend to be original rebels & revolutionaries. 🤡🤡🤡🤡📺🤡🤡🤡🤡
@ManyBirdz
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm
ALL TV NEWS IS FAKE NEWS, not just FOX. #derp
@cannonb873
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm
not gonna lie if you pointed out that my voice cracked cuz i was nervous i would’ve listened to the rest of the show curled up on the ground😂😭😂😭
@cannonb873
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm
the way peter said “my daughter did this” made me immediately assume he was madd homophobic 😂😂😂
@Smaragdlaan
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm
This special should be called the matchmaking special 😀
@lucio.martinez
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm
"Straight People Are Wild!"
Hahahaha
@flintsooothecool1
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm
slay
@chrisengle5074
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm
How many languages does this man speak??
@brysiax3
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm
I can see how that was probably fun in person, cause it's like an hour bonding activity, but online it's kind of meh? Matteo's crowd work is almost always the same: you're gay, accents, languages, singing and then as every oher other comedian sex jokes. If the person asking the question isn't being messy and funny themselves than he doesn't make it fun, he just gives up "I don't know what to tell you, it's boring, you will be fine" and that's it.
@Kate-vj8iz
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm
talent, talent , talent. so smart, so quick .. but why with the bicep thing?
@pflgrz
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm
28:10 was this not just an Oscar Van Rijn quote? 🤣
@bugsypaloicamis4368
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm
please more uploads like this …
@LinusKnight
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm
if Matteo Lane Gives Advice wasn't the show he pitched to netflix, it fn shoulda been
@DaniBeeshop
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm
That cat has more lives than this relationship!!!! 😂😅 i just died!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@tooshay4me
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm
I’m from Texas and I do LOVE barbecue!!! 🥰😍🥰
@iamcarlosfive
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm
❤ LOVE. More please more!
@daveismoseley
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm
Hells not fun by definition, or real, but that’s a different question.
@brunaletti6188
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 pm
I absolutely love that he makes fun of every name lol
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