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Mark Zuckerberg: Everything You Didn’t Know About His Sh*tty Past

Hysteria | September 30, 2025



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CHAPTERS:
0:00 – Early life/Harvard
4:09 – The Social Network
6:24 – Early days of Facebook
10:54 – Facebook growth/extremism
15:06 – Facebook’s acquisitions
17:11 – Cambridge Analytica Data Scandal
19:50 – Zuck Trivia
22:35 – Ad Break
24:08 – Zuck Trivia Cont’d
26:22 – Spreading misinformation/Covid
29:51 – Facebook’s many failures
38:44 – Zuck’s new look/masculinity
42:35 – Weasel ratings/outro

On episode 17 of “This F*cking Guy,” Hysteria podcast host, Erin Ryan, and Crooked Media’s, Julia Claire, dive deep into Mark Zuckerberg’s shameless past. From being an internet creep at Harvard, to the embarrassing flop that was the Metaverse, to Zucking up to Joe Rogan and the bros of the right, Zuck may be our most try-hard guy yet.
Written By Erin Ryan (@eringloriaryan) and Julia Claire (@juliaclairegrams)

Sources: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1sglQG2eY82eQYmVLKInwKFvqHsWFv2hdPUv9Bgzvn9U/edit?usp=sharing

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Comments

This post currently has 41 comments.

  9. @waltdill927

    September 30, 2025 at 11:00 pm

    Rogan and Z. and the "iron neck" snippet …
    …like jailhouse sodomites who lust after inmate booty with that carnivorous gleam in the eye … yeah, I've witnessed it, creepy and funny all at once. complex world.

  19. @Pyromancers

    September 30, 2025 at 11:00 pm

    Strange when I search for this video I can't find it like I could before. Had to find it in your playlist. Searching hysteria and mark zuckerberg or this fucking guy mark zuckerberg doesnt get it. I get other hysteria vids but not this one. Seems sus.

  21. @MarkChappell-f8c

    September 30, 2025 at 11:00 pm

    Mark Zuckerberg came to beat up on me and kill me, however my pet spiders that are the size of large motor cars decided that they were not going to stand for such an assault. And Zuckerberg found himself wrapped up in silk until he saw the light of peace and love.

  22. @MarkChappell-f8c

    September 30, 2025 at 11:00 pm

    How did we get him out of his thieving ways ? With a spider the size of a car that wrapped him up in silk and sucked him till he was brain washed, to see things our way..I do not endorse rape yet the femmes have a great deal of ground to make up on.

  23. @MarkChappell-f8c

    September 30, 2025 at 11:00 pm

    He stole Face Book off my daughter Sarah, and we successfully sued and took the money pay out of many billions of $ .
    Bringing his thieving ways under control was difficult , yet there is no future being a thief like Donald.
    John 10:10 The thief only comes to kill and destroy.

  27. @Starborne398

    September 30, 2025 at 11:00 pm

    Love the satire, love the roast of his actions.

    But the bodyshaming would be the cause for a monumental shitstorm, if two men were talking about a woman.

    So in that regard – do better.

  32. @Gamer-kc1yu

    September 30, 2025 at 11:00 pm

    Your anti vax talk is bs
    Women like you, make us other women look stupid
    It's called doing your own research and guess what, we thinkers were right, so hope yall did get vaxed!😮

  38. Anonymous

    September 30, 2025 at 11:00 pm

    So hot to hear these ladies mock a man's manhood. I never get tired of that day when a woman stands up for herself and tells a man where to go, and how to get there. I am a man, trust me. You ladies kick a man's ass so much better than we can. Not for all men.. just the ones who asked for it.

  39. @timtaylor-lo9hs

    September 30, 2025 at 11:00 pm

    I hate Zuckerberg and facebook and Alex Jones but Alex Jones is not Far-Right. He’s a government plant at best. Also, taking down post is communist style censorship. The first amendment protects everyone’s speech no matter what is thought of it by everyone else. Everyone can hate what you say but you have a god given birthright to speak it and the bill of rights protects this right we all are born with. Censorship violates these rights.

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