Marco Rubio: Everything You Didn’t Know About His Sh*tty Past

In our 49th episode of This F*cking Guy, Crooked’s Alex Wagner joins Erin to dive deep into the past of Trump’s Executive Task Rabbit, Marco Rubio. From fudging the truth about being the “son of Cuban exiles”, to his gross hypocrisy on immigration, to befriending sleaze bags and corrupt world leaders like it’s his job, to cosplaying as Viceroy of Venezuela, this may be our most two-faced guy, yet!

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CHAPTERS
00:00 – Intro
01:52 – Being the “son of exiles” & his hypocritical views on immigration
08:28 – Ties to drug cartel members Orlando Cicilia and Mario Tabraue
13:07 – Education, meeting his wife Jeanette Dousdebes & early political career
24:01 – Ad break
27:05 –  Affiliations with sleaze bags David Rivera and Alan Mendelsohn
33:29 – Time as a senator
37:14 – 2016 presidential run
42:17 – Role in Trump’s first and second administration
55:38 – Outro/matrix rating

Sources: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cN4ib8H7wU97M_Z6-YUSETQXu5Sb5m0N61nEqEUrYkI/edit?usp=sharing

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