LinkedIn Is Still A Fascinating Place

So why is Ryan blonde and skinny now? And he’s dropping a lot of hints, is he like into men now too? I’m so confused about what’s going on

I don’t think having some of those lunatics on screen

LinkedIn makes me pray for human extinction.

love the guy who was about to have sex with a cute girl then put his pants back on and told her to leave because she didn't like a song on his playlist, then has to specify on his page that he's not gay as if people might wonder why a straight guy would stop having sex with a cute girl because she didn't like a song on his playlist.

Geoff's love-goodbyes almost make up for the fact that he's a raving lunatic.

I get up at 3am but not because I'm a go-getter. I'm a baker who does just enough that they can't fire me

I've said "Sleep is for weak" for years. It's funny on account of my insomnia.

I've always said I love Jeoff, but you know what? I love Jonney too 😂

I will say, being a new person at a job, I do ask like a bunch of people questions. One of which is "It's ok that I head out now, right? I've been here since 9 and it's like 5:20 now…"

I would still hope that a boss would at least inquire before firing though. Sounds like both these people are psychopaths and I honestly think they're made for each other.

It’s 2026. If you’re a guy, everyone hates you no matter what you do

I once was told that a reason to not renew contract with me was that I liked to start work on time and to end work on time. That gloater sounds like one of those superiors that live and breathe work

I love LinkedIn. CAREERS R US………

The Venn diagram for "people who everyone at the office hates" and "people who broadcast LinkedIn invites to their entire address book" … is a single circle.

Idk that haircut dude seems like a LinkedIn essential. I'd bet the farm that he's a troll or satire account

These guys read the Cliff notes on "American Psycho" and then became Patrick Bateman wannabees to do the heavy lifting for their shit personalities. Absolute wankers.😂

I thought I was the only one who remembered Delissio. Thank you for restoring my sanity.

Getting up at 4:44a? Slacker. 😂

Ryan now looks like Lance Bass 😂

I mean, I wake up at 4 am, so typically I head to bed between 7:30–9:00 on average, to fall asleep by 10:00.

7:33 Animals? 😭

I wished I worked more hours and sacrificed my family said no one ever on their death bed.

And here I was using priories, sequoias and seasoning for my work-life balance. So close!