Laura Loomer: Everything You Didn’t Know About Her Sh*tty Past
In our 34th episode of This F*cking Guy, Erin and Alyssa dive deep into the past of the unhinged MAGA clown, Laura Loomer. From filming undercover for Project Veritas, to cozying up to eco-fascists, to melting down over her Twitter ban, to being Trumpās number 1 fan girl, this crazy b*tch may be our nuttiest guy yet!
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CHAPTERS
00:00 – Intro
01:52 – Early life
06:47 – Working for Project Veritas
13:24 – Joining Rebel Media, building an online presence
18:03 – Getting banned from Twitter, Facebook and other social platforms
20:23 – Running for congress
22:42 – Ad break
25:53 – Running for congress again, being reinstated to Twitter, relationship with Trump
29:05 – Lawsuit against Bill Maher for spreading Trump romance rumors
32:32 – Beef with Milo Yiannopoulos, Lauraās obsession with Trump, Trump admin trying to keep her away, disparaging/defending Charlie Kirk
48:47 – Outro & matrix rating
Sources: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_yTWQDSlWvBAYXNKFlUpkn8YQUsdEhZkmtjEfF2ETyA/edit?usp=sharing
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@KatMarriott-eq5ru
March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
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@RohitSharma-mi8gt
March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
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@aaronfuller881
March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
I forgot about the time she handcuffed herself to the door. Honestly that was so long ago I didn't even realize it was Laura loomer. That video was just put in the crazy people from the internet part of my mind.
@WoodlandCreature13
March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
I just found out today that Laura Loomer is only 32 years old and I am traumatized
@SemioticShitShow
March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
I'm assuming she had awful parents. Huzzah for the nuclear family
@ralphfisher-d5j
March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Pinche barrinche.
@ralphfisher-d5j
March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Wow, needy,mal adjusted and mediocre. People like her are truly a waste of flesh. Sorry,not sorry.
@bjornlangoren3002
March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
She's barely 30? Yikes. She looks like a 50 year old with a bad plastic surgeon.
@DevNull0999
March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Laura Loomer being called out for racism by Marjorie Tailor Green is like Howard Phillips Lovecraft being told off by the KKK for being too racist.
Both are absurd, both are a terrible look, and both really happened.
@Jana.Milcham
March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
I grew up in way more horrific conditions, and managed to not become a hateful malignant narcissist with borderline psychosis. Itās not a great look when even even Alex Jones tries to reign in her bizarre behavior. Sheās so desperate for attention and affirmation she will say inappropriate things that make people go āew!ā She also apparently commited voter fraud when she tried to vote under an assumed name, a felony that because she did it was never charged. Iām not sure sheās still Jewish, given her hostility towards most Jews from Reform through Hasidic. Sheās homophobic, transphobic, islamophobic, and just hateful in general. I agree sheās a walking 5150 in need of medication or having them adjusted.
@bluesunquake
March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Loomer went to Mount Holyoke?! Whaaat?
@BlackHearthguard
March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Why is this episode censored?
@discordlexia2429
March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
I suffer from histrionic episodes caused by childhood trauma and it makes me pity this woman. I've spent my entire life learning to overcome the impulses and I'm still not there yet, healing is a lifelong journey. One she doesn't seem to have started because people keep enabling her to use her as a jester for their amusement. I hope someday she can look at herself and get the help she needs, but she probably never will.
@pattifitzpatrick-do9no
March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
please look into Michael wolf. he seemed to know a lot of Epsteins secrets! why didn't he report what he knew?
@comrade171
March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
"She's a black hole of game" – made me do a spittake!
@ChickadeeBoi
March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
41:25 My theory on who the husband is? A Trump Force One air marshall š Bet the Secret Service upped their LLP by sending a deep undercover guy to the alter for 24/7 Loomer-watch š¤·š
@d.l.d.l.8140
March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Loomer and trump. Hopefully pictures donāt surface.
@SeniorJohnQPublic
March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Liquified aromatics! Brilliant.
@mrneil2843
March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
I loved the Laura stuff. Comedy gold, but for realš.
Great stuff ladies. Keep on going sisters.š
@SW_Galavant
March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Just found this channel. Loving the dives.
@deadmanwalkings
March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Laura Looser kissed the dying corpse of Casino mafioso Sheldon Adelsson on his forehead several times. Yuck!
So she obviously getting money from "somewhere" to be able to "sustain her self" as zio Don shuns poor people particularly poor jews, no hints included, just a little bit, some say shes a Israeli mil psyop.
@joem6611
March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Erin is hot. Loomer is creepy.
@Cotten-
March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Please roast each other just for the lolz. Loomer has a face only a blind assrat could love
@SexPun48
March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
You kind of look like the not evil Pam Bondi
@3112isabel
March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Isnāt Breitbart also very antisemitic??
@gregpotts7
March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Letās all talk about Laura loomers ā maralogoā face. The females at and around maralogo have had that wierd face surgery to look like that
Big eyebrows, big cheekbones, big lips, and pointy nose and chin.
@CoachHogue34
March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
I just looked her up and YEESH!!! Says she is 32 but looks 52!
@413westernmassbornjp6
March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
I didn't know she was only 25 she's obviously young and confused
@JF-nh7fd
March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
Now I know what liberals are watching, it seems so metaly ill. Is this Podcast sponsored by George Soros ?
@alwhyte6533
March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm
All I can hear in my head is Frank Zappa's Jewish Princess when I'm watching this…
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