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Laura Loomer: Everything You Didn’t Know About Her Sh*tty Past

Hysteria | March 10, 2026



In our 34th episode of This F*cking Guy, Erin and Alyssa dive deep into the past of the unhinged MAGA clown, Laura Loomer. From filming undercover for Project Veritas, to cozying up to eco-fascists, to melting down over her Twitter ban, to being Trumpā€™s number 1 fan girl, this crazy b*tch may be our nuttiest guy yet!

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CHAPTERS
00:00 – Intro
01:52 – Early life
06:47 – Working for Project Veritas
13:24 – Joining Rebel Media, building an online presence
18:03 – Getting banned from Twitter, Facebook and other social platforms
20:23 – Running for congress
22:42 – Ad break
25:53 – Running for congress again, being reinstated to Twitter, relationship with Trump
29:05 – Lawsuit against Bill Maher for spreading Trump romance rumors
32:32 – Beef with Milo Yiannopoulos, Lauraā€™s obsession with Trump, Trump admin trying to keep her away, disparaging/defending Charlie Kirk
48:47 – Outro & matrix rating

Sources: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_yTWQDSlWvBAYXNKFlUpkn8YQUsdEhZkmtjEfF2ETyA/edit?usp=sharing

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  3. @aaronfuller881

    March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm

    I forgot about the time she handcuffed herself to the door. Honestly that was so long ago I didn't even realize it was Laura loomer. That video was just put in the crazy people from the internet part of my mind.

  9. @DevNull0999

    March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm

    Laura Loomer being called out for racism by Marjorie Tailor Green is like Howard Phillips Lovecraft being told off by the KKK for being too racist.

    Both are absurd, both are a terrible look, and both really happened.

  10. @Jana.Milcham

    March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm

    I grew up in way more horrific conditions, and managed to not become a hateful malignant narcissist with borderline psychosis. Itā€™s not a great look when even even Alex Jones tries to reign in her bizarre behavior. Sheā€™s so desperate for attention and affirmation she will say inappropriate things that make people go ā€œew!ā€ She also apparently commited voter fraud when she tried to vote under an assumed name, a felony that because she did it was never charged. Iā€™m not sure sheā€™s still Jewish, given her hostility towards most Jews from Reform through Hasidic. Sheā€™s homophobic, transphobic, islamophobic, and just hateful in general. I agree sheā€™s a walking 5150 in need of medication or having them adjusted.

  13. @discordlexia2429

    March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm

    I suffer from histrionic episodes caused by childhood trauma and it makes me pity this woman. I've spent my entire life learning to overcome the impulses and I'm still not there yet, healing is a lifelong journey. One she doesn't seem to have started because people keep enabling her to use her as a jester for their amusement. I hope someday she can look at herself and get the help she needs, but she probably never will.

  16. @ChickadeeBoi

    March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm

    41:25 My theory on who the husband is? A Trump Force One air marshall šŸ˜… Bet the Secret Service upped their LLP by sending a deep undercover guy to the alter for 24/7 Loomer-watch šŸ¤·šŸ˜‚

  21. @deadmanwalkings

    March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm

    Laura Looser kissed the dying corpse of Casino mafioso Sheldon Adelsson on his forehead several times. Yuck!
    So she obviously getting money from "somewhere" to be able to "sustain her self" as zio Don shuns poor people particularly poor jews, no hints included, just a little bit, some say shes a Israeli mil psyop.

  26. @gregpotts7

    March 10, 2026 at 7:35 pm

    Letā€™s all talk about Laura loomers ā€œ maralogoā€ face. The females at and around maralogo have had that wierd face surgery to look like that
    Big eyebrows, big cheekbones, big lips, and pointy nose and chin.

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