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Jurassic World Rebirth Pitch Meeting

Pitch Meeting | March 20, 2026



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It’s been more than one year since the final movie in the Jurassic World Trilogy, and therefore time for a soft reboot! Let’s swap in a different Marvel actor, mutate some dinosaurs and have some fun!

Jurassic World Rebirth definitely raises some questions. Like how many islands did these scientists have going? Why is their system designed to release all the dinosaurs at the slightest malfunction? Why was the family on the water, and why are they in this movie?

To answer all of these questions and more, step inside Ryan George’s Pitch Meeting for Jurassic World Rebirth!

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  1. @raymondkymsuttle

    March 20, 2026 at 9:40 pm

    I literally stopped watching the movie after 15 mins because SO many absolutely ridiculous things had already happened. The wrapper in the door was almost enough to stop me watching but after Scarlett not only manages to find a car in the MIDDLE OF MANHATTAN but also manages to find it when it’s stopped and for no good reason sit in the back seat (my car doors lock automatically unless I deliberately choose to unlock them all) rather than just have a conversation with the driver when he INEXPLICABLY GETS OUT OF HIS CAR, I was done.

  2. @cokonutraw8800

    March 20, 2026 at 9:40 pm

    3:06
    PG: oh you mean like in JW Dominion where you had one story of the original cast trying to obtain a sample of locust DNA and another story of the new cast trying to save their kidnapped abomination-to-nature?
    SG: heyshutup

  3. @urrigongreyjoy

    March 20, 2026 at 9:40 pm

    This is what I think of every time I hear someone say, "Hollywood is out of ideas." No. You've proven to them with your wallet over and over that they don't have to use coherant thought, let alone fresh ideas.

  4. @questshots4189

    March 20, 2026 at 9:40 pm

    Anyone else think that the Pharma guy was supposed to be Henry Cavill and the paleo guy Ryan Reynolds but they wouldn’t touch the script. So they took lookalikes…

  5. @framennoodlz

    March 20, 2026 at 9:40 pm

    One over looked blunder: when they’re preparing to rappel down to the nest, Johansson’s character claims it’s a 5.11, 5.13 difficulty rating, which is two vastly different difficulties and only applies to CLIMBING, not rappelling. There were a ton more errors in that regard, but that was the main, and most hilarious one.

  6. @pandaking9276

    March 20, 2026 at 9:40 pm

    What’s kinda funny is that in the original Jurassic Park Alan Grant had to inflate a raft right in front of a sleeping T-Rex through the same method and it did not wake up so it felt like a reference to that.

  7. @ANDYWOUNDSABRXS

    March 20, 2026 at 9:40 pm

    How big is the island? couldnt you just wait the 24hours on the coastline, maybe barricade yourself, shoot flares after 24 hours or when you see the lights from the rescue team and then regroup WITHOUT the family or the evil guy? Is the island that large that its not possible? surely they chose a small one to stay off the radar for this long right?

  8. @superjesus4307

    March 20, 2026 at 9:40 pm

    You skipped over the flying dino part and how convenient ancient civilization stairs are available all the way to the bottom after they had somehow scaled the shear cliff up.

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