Joining the Army [HD]
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@staytwell
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
Ploy
@staytwell
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
blow holes in stuff
@tonte5115
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
graham platner origin story
WE NEED OUR TREEEEEEAAATS
@CaptainPancakes
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
Actually, the guys who handle guns so big they need wheels would be artillery, not infantry, right?
@MilquetoastQT
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
These two are like one Charlie Day 😂
@MilquetoastQT
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
Why did they greenscreen this? Zach isn't even looking at Darren 😂
@HanzBlitz-i8t
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
Parachuting at night into a city would ackshully not be the Airforce.
@HanzBlitz-i8t
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
What year was this from?
@jimjhfhjjf
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
Why is his rank upside down,
@TheeFeels382
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
1:16 you are already
@InfamousX1000
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
They wanted to join the army when they really wanted to join the marines 😂
@MrMannerless
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
Sir, the next group of fodder has arrived.
@xchadd
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
went to the recruiting office last week, this is basically how it went down
@ThePersistentKoala
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
The recruiter to his buddies afterwards: “Yep, they’re definitely dumb enough for infantry. Let’s hope they don’t find out about the marines before they ship out”
@sigmasquadleader
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
I blocked the FRIENDS channel because they insisted on showing 30 year-old clips to maintain their passive income.
If anyone deserves passive income from ancient comedy, at least WKUK was only semi-mummified, and Trevor's efforts would still yield results.
Syndicated TV shows from three decades ago should not receive modern payouts. Non-syndicated shows like The Whitest Kids 'U Know should have never stopped receiving royalties, but the fascist bankrollers of today deserve death by streaming.
@ironsqee1609
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
How i was waiting for helldivers to drop on Xbox
@Keoniiii
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
Rip Trevor and congrats on Weapons Zach. The movie was amazing and Trevor is proud of you
🙏🏾
@Proteus6684
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
I actually didnt have that experience when I joined the army. It didnt let me down, it vastly exceeded my expectations. I got to helo drop to assault an enemy position in Afghan. A few month later I got to paint the grass green for a Monarchy visit. See what I mean? The Army easily exceeded all my expectations.
@IIIOldSchooLIII
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
Dudes who are somewhat okay at Call of Duty and/or Battlefield who suddenly decide they're ready to join the military.
@MCCLITTY
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
We miss you so, so much Trevor
@thursday315
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
I love how massively oversized the recruiters ribbons are. Looks like they're straight from a cartoon.
@HomicidalTh0r
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
These guys a certified crazy. Send them to the Marines! lol
@mcboltron
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
That's how it be
@samnelson7428
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
The Army has an air force.
@b4k3d.g3n1us
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
I have no clue what youtube means when it asks me to "hype" this video but as a wkuk enjoyer I had to. Not sure if I just agreed to sell my soul to youtube but it was worth it
@cougarpawz
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
I joined the army in a similar fashion. Only difference was the recruiter never warned me it can be dangerous.
@johng7048
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
Missed a chance to call this “Signing up to rake leaves in D.C.”
@donaldbrorson4583
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
Seem like good material for the marines
@nicolashunter4131
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
During months after watching this sketch for the first time in those years, my cousin and I were repeating some of these quotes all the time hahaha. So funny. WKUK redefined our sense of humour and our vision about it, these guys are really important. So good Zach now is directing amazing horror films and Trevor, we will never forget you, man.
@TheRealBobbyMC
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
I would have guessed that they’d need to remove some f bombs, but the sheer number of them is honestly far more common than anything else of the era. It genuinely makes it funnier to me.
@BeeAreWhy
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
I love the high quality submissions, always appreciate your efforts <3
@thomasmolyneaux3700
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
That just sounds like Macvsog in Vietnam 😂
@TheIanderthal
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
“Because they double crossed us.” Is such a clever line,
@Bones_
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
Zach’s face at the end of their story is like a lost puppy begging for his machine gun
@invisible-q6t
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
I once walked into the recruitment center in Miami, trying to get that free videogame.
They refused to give me the game, probably thought I'm a Chinese spy.
Weird choice setting up a recruitment center inside a Chinese strip mall.
@karenpojar2514
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
Is Sam tapping the sign?
*tap tap tap*
@t.j.goldwater
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
I had two guys like this at my school when a was a kid, one got a IED in Afghanistan, the other didn’t get to go, I think he was mentally challenged
@21Kyzix12
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 am
Those eagles raised him well.
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