I went to see Morbius 5 days in a row

oh no morbius just sucked me dry

I am aware I am commenting on a four year old video about a movie no one likes or remembers but the fact that the childhood friend has a spooky vampire name and a nickname that was given to him as a callous act by another child is crazy already. But the whole movie I was waiting for him to be like "I'm not Milo anymore, I'm Lucian now" and he just doesn't! I kept waiting for it as they started fighting but no! How did they make a movie that incompetent??

Nothing beats Morbius in 2026

The irony of the second-day worker asking to scan your membership for the water was truly some peak comedy from the Universe.

it's morbin time

I watched the second Avatar (blue cat) movie twice and had to fight through the second watch. I can't imagine the pain of watching something ass 5 times

Look up the Morbius rap video. You won’t be disappointed

The fact 😊Jarrod lotto is fifty makes me think that this movie is just to a bio pic of his life and he's not so secretly telling us that he's actually a vampire

I liked Jared Letos Joker

Micheal morbus. MM flip it around. WICKED WITCH!

You can ask theaters for complimentary water cups. Or honestly just bring in your own water.

It's not even bad. It's so painfully MID that it just ends up being awful.

what the hell is morbius sweep

How many times did you rerecord this? 😂

Rewatching this today in 2026 because I haven't been Morbed in a while

This is just my comfort zone video now. Actually, all of Eddy's greatest hits are.

As a non-culturally aware person who also never sees TV or movie previews and whose favorite Marvel character is the one that doesn't exist…. I thought the whole Dracula thing at the beginning was a non-sequitur. And if you really press me on which Marvel character I like the best, it'd be someone like Stage 4 Cancer Mouse-Man.

Morbius is never getting a sequel so the vulture is just trapped in the morbid verse forever

11:52 The movie came out on April 1st, that means it was DEFINITELY meant to be a joke. At least you pranked them back by not buying tickets 😎

Ah yes, Michael Morbius, or "Mickey Morb" for short

It's been three years and let me tell ya, Morbius changed cinema forever

By the end of the video he is losing his damn mind

When I was a kid my friend and I wanted to see some R rated comedy special (I don't remember which one), but we weren't old enough to get tickets for it, so we bought tickets to Signs instead and then snuck into it, but nobody else bought tickets to the comedy special so the guy at the theater came up to us and kicked us out.