I need a burner phone to cross the border ft. Gina Louise Phillips
You think you can just raw dog your way in with no plan??? Times have changed…..
I wanna give a HUGE thank you to Gina for taking over my channel with this hilarious video, and Miguel Rivas for joining her! Be sure to check them out:
Gina: https://www.instagram.com/ginalouisephillips
Miguel: https://www.instagram.com/migrivas
Sign up to my Patreon for behind the scenes bloopers and early access to videos here: https://www.patreon.com/julienolke
Actors: Gina Louise Phillips, Miguel Rivas
Writer: Gina Louise Phillips
Camera: Sam Larson
Editor: Alec McKay

@freddy902
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
Every video on this channel just keeps getting better and better.
@LyleAshbaugh
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
Comedy gold! πππ
@cltinturkey
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
So funny and so pathetically true! Yikes!
@MilkbagsActual
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
PETE DE COURCY MENTION!
@granthurlburt4062
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
Well done!
@Joe_J-MT_Boy
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
As characters, both people were perfect fits for the roles. While we might laugh at the dialogue… welcome to Trump's Mexico Border and having to cross it for any reason.
@kirk1363
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
I miss Julie but Gina is so good too!
@kwilliams2239
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
Canucks talk about restrictions in the US. That's rich.
@bluebird-v4w
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
the chick who plays janice? she's almost 60 YEARS OLD. look her up.
@ANonymous-z9y2l
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
Looks like this was a portent of the future according to the latest headlines: 'Death knell': Internet blasts Trump for 'decimating' tourism with social media crackdown.
President Donald Trump was under fire from critics on Wednesday who accused him of killing tourism in the United States with a new policy that would require visitors to undergo social media inspections. Under the new rule, international travellers would have to provide their social media history over the last five years, The Guardian reported.
@JakobVarming
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
So sad and funny at the same time π’π
Are you using Suvarnabhumi Airport as your backdrop because Thailand is as fucked up as USA? Because it really is π
@rudde7251
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
Ah yes, Canada, famous for free speech.
@UShistorymatters
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
OMG! I'd be LMAO if this wasn't actually REAL. Ferocity of a great white! Shark? No!
@BIGBEN9999999
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
Great job, Gina! Almost not missing Julieππ
@jerkytoo8184
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
I'm a blue-pill chugging beta cuck with an artisanally hand-crafted burner phone, and proud.
@robwo
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
Sending to my Canadian friend.
@tigerbread78
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
"Shark?" "No…" π€£π€£
@barrystevenyoung4818
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
The only country to ever ask me to show my phone is Canada in 2020. Dude got a kick looking at my nude wife photos. Real pos.
@christopheroconnor7659
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
I love the choice of The Economist cover on display.
@thearsenalmisfit2414
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
Your sketch hit way to close to home. I went down there to pick up a vehicle that my company bought for $300,000.00 . I got flaged for having a 1 way ticket and spent 2 hours at US imigration. I explained what I was doing and and showed them the bill of sale for the vehicle, the import receipt form the Canadian customs , insurance, and the new plates and registration, but that wasn't good enough. They then took my phone and used facial recognition to open it.(that feature is now disabled. This then caused another problem because the could believe that the only social media I use is YouTube. The accused me of having a second phone and I needed to turn it over. When I told them, that's the only one I had the they dumped my bags out on the floor. While all this was going on they were also making phone calls to my company, the company that we bought the vehicle from, Canada customs, and the Alberta government motor vehicles registration, At this time another guy came into the room and said my story checked out and I was free to go. No apologies at all. My company pumped 300 grand into their failing economy and I get treated as a criminal. I will never ever go back to that hell hole of a country again.
@ChristopherKemsley
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
As an American I absolutely hate and abhor this videoβsβ¦β¦ accuracy π please keep drawing attention to the idiocy of my current government!
@LoriWashbon
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
Brilliant!
@tidby
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
I heard that Julie committed for this video so much that she underwent plastic surgery.
@HaveAnotherTacoPDX
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
That β¦ is hilarious. π
@ClemonsKunkel
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
Awesome πππβ€β€β€β€
@talltom1129
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
Enjoyed every minute, and then the Verizon joke hit and I was smitten!
@Pilot_engineer_19
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
America was a democracy, but under the Trump administration it has become an Ochlocracy.
@Hova1914
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
Iβm a black male. The entire time Iβm watching this video Iβm like βIs that Julie? I donβt think thatβs Julie. But itβs Julieβs account. Am I racist? Do all white women look alike to me now???β
And thatβs my experience watching this video. Like this comment if Iβm not alone π
@VivaCatatumbo973
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
πππππππππΎππΎππΎ This made my morning!! I travel to Mexico 3 to 4 times a week to visit Family. I ALWAYS take a dumb burner phone.
@Oedwak
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
I'd be laughing if I could stop crying over the reality of this.
@bmac9936
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
I must agree with the traveler. AT&T is a step too far.Β
Would have picked the red phone to match my new hat.
@EvolvingLark
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
Julie Nolke be looking kinda differentβ¦
@RandoBox
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
More appropriate for the UK.
@j.d.4697
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
Or Trouf Cential as the orange imbecile called it.
@truenorth5
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
The saddest part was that it's Too Real. Funny though. I'll look back in 3 years and appreciate it even more then.
@phillipmoren4898
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
Julie I'm so p*** off at this, Here I thought you were going to be helpful about getting me across the border, I thought I was just about To find out how to purchase the blue Phone And then the whole thing turned out to be a joke. So I'm still stuck here in Canada. Not cool! But bloody cold!
@noelhutchins7366
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
Beard patches almost look adult, so he looks like he's buying booze for kids no matter what he's doing.
@CodeCraftChris
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
op…. well, I really liked this video, Too bad I don't do insta
@CitizenCasne
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
10/10 funny as hell! ππ
@ignignokt4u2
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
Help us.
@RichardOTalkToMeGuy
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
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@donrumsey
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
Hilarious!
@worldmikel
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
I went to Windsor for the day. I brought snacks and lunch in my backpack. When I came back, I was stopped by Customs cops as they x-ray'd my bag. The guy reaches in and pulls out an Orange. I hadn't eaten it during the day, so of course I'm bringing it back. He asks, "What is this?" I asked what the problem was. He said I couldn't bring it across the border and he confiscates it. I could almost understand if were say, a dragon fruit. Something not grown in Canada or the US. But an orange??? They don't grow them in Canada. They come from the US to Canada. I brought it in and taking it back with me!?!? I think he just wanted a free snack.
@dwightpollock
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
Outstanding! As an American, very sad, but if I don't laugh I will start crying again.
@DRKrust492
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
Bringing a phone into America that you don't mind being confiscated is a good idea.
@jpsteiner2
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 pm
Excellent! Funny. And sad. Please continue to point out the crazy. Maybe people will wake up.
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